Me: Current temp 46 Wind chill 40 Grabbed my jacket and found a little surprise.
White Friend: Below freezing. I'm jealous of your t-shirt weather.
Me: Got a feeling winter is gonna be brutal.
White Friend: Yeah. It's supposed to be because of el nina or something like that.
Me: ALWAYS blaming the Mexicans!!
White Friend: Yup. That's how the weather system rolls.
Me: Pinche weather system culero
White Friend: English please, this is 'Murrica. :-P
Me: Pinchee cabron