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Hey...good to be back. The last entry got me in a bit of hot water, so this time I think I'm gonna issue a disclaimer. The following journal entry contains a recounting of my Friday night at Ali's Sweet Sixteen. I spent most of my time at said Sweet Sixteen with Sasha, Pat and Alec. Needless to say, if you're offended by crude language, Mom jokes, Jewish jokes, and jokes about women, please do not continue reading this. It will only make you angry...On to the journal entry...
Anyway...after school Friday, Sasha and I were heading to CVS to buy cards for Ali for her Sweet Sixteen later that night. On the way we ran into another "hardcore procrastinator" in Hugh. So Sasha, Hugh and I all walked over to CVS and had a good time looking around for cards to buy. Eventually, Sasha and Hugh saw this one card and were like "Aaron, Aaron, you gotta see this card." The card had like two middle-aged women in bikinis on the front and then on the inside it said "The reason we're such good friends is because somehow you're not intimidated by my beauty" which I thought was amazing. So I was like "OMG thats the best card. I have to give it to her" and Sasha and Hugh dared me to. Since the Sophmore Sensation never backs down from a challenge I gave the card to Ali. I think she liked it. Anyway, after CVS, I walked the rest of the way home while listening to my MP3 player. After I got home I had something to eat and got ready for the party. At 8, Tom Lund came and picked me up to take me to the party. Tony, Sasha and Melon were also in the car.
Once we got to the party we did the cool thing where everyone walks up to each other in there sharp clothing and says hi and shakes hands. I love that part of these things. Anywho I had a really good time dancing and stuff at the party (not Peter Tamuk rape dancing, just like...normal dancing...w/e), but probably the best time was chilling with Sasha, Alec and Pat. We all just kind of made fun of each other. These things bring out the best in us. It started with Pat while we were on the line for the buffet. He was just like "Hey...you're Jewish...I'mmmmm an anti-semite". I dont know why but it was really funny to me. His delivery made it hysterical. Later on, Pat was just like "You know what we need to do? A Portugese exploration." to which I responded "I explored your mother's asshole last night...with the SS my dick!" which everyone thought was pretty good. Later on, Pat reeled off a couple anti-female jokes that while I don't condone them, I thought were pretty funny. One of which was "Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?...Because she was a women!". Then later on out of nowhere, Alec had the line of the night. Absolutely out of nowhere he was just like "Hey Pat, I anally raped your mother on the bed that you sleep in." which was grand. After the party I went home and when I got there, my ROH tickets had come in the mail. It was awesome. I marked out like a little girl. May 7th can't come soon enough.
On Saturday, I went to the Moffett's and watched a bootleg copy of "Hitch" with Mal and Stephanie. The movie kind of sucked and I was in a rather bad mood for reasons I'd rather not get into (everything's got sorted out and its cool now). After the movie I just decided to go home cause I wanted to be alone and work out or something. Later I had Chinese food for dinner. Afterwards I talked to Kyleen on the phone and then went to bed.
Today was pretty lame. The only thing i really did was go for a walk and excercise. Now I think im just gonna go to bed...good night
Anyway...after school Friday, Sasha and I were heading to CVS to buy cards for Ali for her Sweet Sixteen later that night. On the way we ran into another "hardcore procrastinator" in Hugh. So Sasha, Hugh and I all walked over to CVS and had a good time looking around for cards to buy. Eventually, Sasha and Hugh saw this one card and were like "Aaron, Aaron, you gotta see this card." The card had like two middle-aged women in bikinis on the front and then on the inside it said "The reason we're such good friends is because somehow you're not intimidated by my beauty" which I thought was amazing. So I was like "OMG thats the best card. I have to give it to her" and Sasha and Hugh dared me to. Since the Sophmore Sensation never backs down from a challenge I gave the card to Ali. I think she liked it. Anyway, after CVS, I walked the rest of the way home while listening to my MP3 player. After I got home I had something to eat and got ready for the party. At 8, Tom Lund came and picked me up to take me to the party. Tony, Sasha and Melon were also in the car.
Once we got to the party we did the cool thing where everyone walks up to each other in there sharp clothing and says hi and shakes hands. I love that part of these things. Anywho I had a really good time dancing and stuff at the party (not Peter Tamuk rape dancing, just like...normal dancing...w/e), but probably the best time was chilling with Sasha, Alec and Pat. We all just kind of made fun of each other. These things bring out the best in us. It started with Pat while we were on the line for the buffet. He was just like "Hey...you're Jewish...I'mmmmm an anti-semite". I dont know why but it was really funny to me. His delivery made it hysterical. Later on, Pat was just like "You know what we need to do? A Portugese exploration." to which I responded "I explored your mother's asshole last night...with the SS my dick!" which everyone thought was pretty good. Later on, Pat reeled off a couple anti-female jokes that while I don't condone them, I thought were pretty funny. One of which was "Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?...Because she was a women!". Then later on out of nowhere, Alec had the line of the night. Absolutely out of nowhere he was just like "Hey Pat, I anally raped your mother on the bed that you sleep in." which was grand. After the party I went home and when I got there, my ROH tickets had come in the mail. It was awesome. I marked out like a little girl. May 7th can't come soon enough.
On Saturday, I went to the Moffett's and watched a bootleg copy of "Hitch" with Mal and Stephanie. The movie kind of sucked and I was in a rather bad mood for reasons I'd rather not get into (everything's got sorted out and its cool now). After the movie I just decided to go home cause I wanted to be alone and work out or something. Later I had Chinese food for dinner. Afterwards I talked to Kyleen on the phone and then went to bed.
Today was pretty lame. The only thing i really did was go for a walk and excercise. Now I think im just gonna go to bed...good night