beer is my friend
ive got so much studying to do today and tomoro but i have a feeling its not gonna get done....its about 3 oclock and i feel like i should be doin something (besides studying) so ill tell a story. this story is about an active member of my fraternity who recently joined and....well youll learn all about this person in the story......
Our story begins on the setting of bradley university located in PEORIA!!!! illinois. A local fraternity on campus name THETA XI was having their yearly formal and everyone had to get a date to accompany them to the event. Everything seemed to be going very well for the members, AS 864 seemed very excited as did AS 861.....HOWEVER, little did 861 know what kind of mystery and danger he was about put himself in................just like everyone else (most at least) 861 found himself what seemed to him a perfectly normal date for his formal.......boy was he wrong......continuing on with the story however...861 and his "date" went on to bloomington to party like its 1899...all seemed well as the attendees proceed to "get their freak on"..........and then as if the oceans of heaven sprung a leak.....liquor of all colors tastes and proofs filled their mouths and revived their spirits.........the rest of formal for the fraternity turns to a gray area here (due to the fact that the author doesnt remember too much, one word: JAGERMEISTER).....However the next day all the late nite partiers dragged their semi-alcohol filled bodies out to the transportation vehicle and proceeded to go to their home away from home....PEORIA!!!.....many expected to go back and to rest their weary eyes whilst others planned to spend their leisure hours on the "stoop" and do what they call "stooping".......in 861's case, he planned to go back to a very comfortable looking bed and sleep the day away....little did he know that his date had now become a new active of HIS fraternity....formally initiated as AS HOE, she proceeded to exploit every aspect of the house.....showing up without prior invitation from actives.....not leaving until 6 oclock am when certain members (861) had very early classes at the local college.....did it stop there???? NAY...there be more.......the fraternity was invlolved in a local event to raise money for a cure for M.S....just as last year a number of members took time out of their schedule to attend this charity event....but wait!! we cant forget our new member who had to invite herself to a HOUSE EVENT....wait, what am i talking about, she IS a member of the fraternity......i totally forgot.....needless to say, 864 and 861 and other members of the house were not in the least pleased by the actions taken by AS HOE.....as a result, action was taken to dissociate this member from the house only to come up in failure......to this day the problem continues....some members have abandoned the cause but others still fight strong..
and so goes the story of AS HOE
Our story begins on the setting of bradley university located in PEORIA!!!! illinois. A local fraternity on campus name THETA XI was having their yearly formal and everyone had to get a date to accompany them to the event. Everything seemed to be going very well for the members, AS 864 seemed very excited as did AS 861.....HOWEVER, little did 861 know what kind of mystery and danger he was about put himself in................just like everyone else (most at least) 861 found himself what seemed to him a perfectly normal date for his formal.......boy was he wrong......continuing on with the story however...861 and his "date" went on to bloomington to party like its 1899...all seemed well as the attendees proceed to "get their freak on"..........and then as if the oceans of heaven sprung a leak.....liquor of all colors tastes and proofs filled their mouths and revived their spirits.........the rest of formal for the fraternity turns to a gray area here (due to the fact that the author doesnt remember too much, one word: JAGERMEISTER).....However the next day all the late nite partiers dragged their semi-alcohol filled bodies out to the transportation vehicle and proceeded to go to their home away from home....PEORIA!!!.....many expected to go back and to rest their weary eyes whilst others planned to spend their leisure hours on the "stoop" and do what they call "stooping".......in 861's case, he planned to go back to a very comfortable looking bed and sleep the day away....little did he know that his date had now become a new active of HIS fraternity....formally initiated as AS HOE, she proceeded to exploit every aspect of the house.....showing up without prior invitation from actives.....not leaving until 6 oclock am when certain members (861) had very early classes at the local college.....did it stop there???? NAY...there be more.......the fraternity was invlolved in a local event to raise money for a cure for M.S....just as last year a number of members took time out of their schedule to attend this charity event....but wait!! we cant forget our new member who had to invite herself to a HOUSE EVENT....wait, what am i talking about, she IS a member of the fraternity......i totally forgot.....needless to say, 864 and 861 and other members of the house were not in the least pleased by the actions taken by AS HOE.....as a result, action was taken to dissociate this member from the house only to come up in failure......to this day the problem continues....some members have abandoned the cause but others still fight strong..
and so goes the story of AS HOE