foetus, the british spelling.
1. Your name spelled backwards? c: izzurrep yesac r: noremac yelir
2. Where were your parents born? c: USA? r: GUATAMALA.
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? c: porn. (jk) r: cat..
4. What's your favorite restaurant? c: LONG HORN STEAKHOUSE YUM. r: toro
5. Last time you swam in a pool? c: summer, i guess. r: in january for escuela.
6. Have you ever been in a school play? c: FUCK NO. .. r: uh.
7. How many kids do you want? c: 436457 r: i prefer still borns.
8. Type of music you dislike most? c: i like premuch everything. r: armenian.
9. Are you registered to vote? c:yes maam. r: nope, just a baby.
10. Do you have cable? c: si. r: i prefer the town bar for my entertainment... joking.. yes... no.... DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? c: in my dreams. r: that's between me & pierre.
12. Ever prank call anybody? c: LIKE IT'S MAH JOB. r: partners in crime.
13. Best friends? c: lotsa those thangs. r: SUCK MY WANG.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? c: probs. r: oh yes.
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? c: mexico. r: ITALY.
16. Do you have a garden? c: just call me peter rabbit. r: whadda you think?
17. What's your favorite comic strip?c: .... r: I concur.
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? c: duh. (only cause of chior...) r: only then first verse.
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? c: morning. r: i don't bathe.
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? c: smart people. r: ironman.
21. Favorite pizza topping? c: onion and sausageee. r: naked.
22. Chips or popcorn? c: chips. r: fetus, the delectable treat.
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? c: FIYAH ENGINE RED. r: Cat.
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? c: me & jon benet are biffs. r: in my dreams.
26. Orange Juice or apple? c: APPALH. r: cat
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where? c: diner with betches. r: same.
28. Favorite type of chocolate bar? c: chocolate is for queers. r: butt.
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? STFU
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? c: ..i really don't keep tabs on these sorts of things. r: let me go check my vegetable log.
(Caity wants to play.)
31. Have you ever won a trophy? c: for like.. POWDERPUFF CHEERLEADING HELLZ YEAH. c2: mmmmmmmm. for having the best vagina in the land. r: WANG.
32. Are you a good cook? c: i just baked some delicious brownies for the homeless. ;] c2: claire's bday cake. enough said. r: I LIKE MY BABIES BROWN AND CRISPY.
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? c: pump my gas. c2: rhetorical question. r: i'll pump your gas, casey.
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? c: sadly I have not. c2: just a mailorder bride. r: CONAIR JUNIORS HAIRBRAIDER. but really.
35. Sprite or 7-up? c: SPRITE FTW. c2: URINE. r: Placenta?
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? c: those centerstage baseball caps are pretty effing sexy. MM. c2: my job requires no clothing. r: caity stole mine.
37. Last thing you bought at a Wallgreens? c: walgreens has one l, sweetie. c2: estrogen pills. r: cat. cat fetus. in the back room. BLACK MARKET Walgreensssssss.
38. Ever thrown up in public? c: in third grade, i held it in literally until the end of the day when we were walking out & i just exploded all over the door way. YUM. c2: morning sickness is a bitch. r: touchy subject.
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? c: true love because i'm a FAGGOT. c2: ONE MIL BABABY. r: give me my money, BITCH. you PAY NOW. Can I have 4 beers?
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? c: not at all. c2: do me. r: only if you count patrick swayze.
41. Can ex's be friends? c: if you'd like. c2: possibly with benefits. r: stupid bitch just stole my answer.
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? c: the crypt keeper. c2: yeah, we're gonna leave right now. r: my unborn child.
43. Did you have a lot of hair as a baby? c:vag. c2: IN my vag. r: i was born as a cat.
fin.
2. Where were your parents born? c: USA? r: GUATAMALA.
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? c: porn. (jk) r: cat..
4. What's your favorite restaurant? c: LONG HORN STEAKHOUSE YUM. r: toro
5. Last time you swam in a pool? c: summer, i guess. r: in january for escuela.
6. Have you ever been in a school play? c: FUCK NO. .. r: uh.
7. How many kids do you want? c: 436457 r: i prefer still borns.
8. Type of music you dislike most? c: i like premuch everything. r: armenian.
9. Are you registered to vote? c:yes maam. r: nope, just a baby.
10. Do you have cable? c: si. r: i prefer the town bar for my entertainment... joking.. yes... no.... DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? c: in my dreams. r: that's between me & pierre.
12. Ever prank call anybody? c: LIKE IT'S MAH JOB. r: partners in crime.
13. Best friends? c: lotsa those thangs. r: SUCK MY WANG.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? c: probs. r: oh yes.
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? c: mexico. r: ITALY.
16. Do you have a garden? c: just call me peter rabbit. r: whadda you think?
17. What's your favorite comic strip?c: .... r: I concur.
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? c: duh. (only cause of chior...) r: only then first verse.
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? c: morning. r: i don't bathe.
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? c: smart people. r: ironman.
21. Favorite pizza topping? c: onion and sausageee. r: naked.
22. Chips or popcorn? c: chips. r: fetus, the delectable treat.
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? c: FIYAH ENGINE RED. r: Cat.
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? c: me & jon benet are biffs. r: in my dreams.
26. Orange Juice or apple? c: APPALH. r: cat
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where? c: diner with betches. r: same.
28. Favorite type of chocolate bar? c: chocolate is for queers. r: butt.
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? STFU
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? c: ..i really don't keep tabs on these sorts of things. r: let me go check my vegetable log.
(Caity wants to play.)
31. Have you ever won a trophy? c: for like.. POWDERPUFF CHEERLEADING HELLZ YEAH. c2: mmmmmmmm. for having the best vagina in the land. r: WANG.
32. Are you a good cook? c: i just baked some delicious brownies for the homeless. ;] c2: claire's bday cake. enough said. r: I LIKE MY BABIES BROWN AND CRISPY.
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? c: pump my gas. c2: rhetorical question. r: i'll pump your gas, casey.
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? c: sadly I have not. c2: just a mailorder bride. r: CONAIR JUNIORS HAIRBRAIDER. but really.
35. Sprite or 7-up? c: SPRITE FTW. c2: URINE. r: Placenta?
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? c: those centerstage baseball caps are pretty effing sexy. MM. c2: my job requires no clothing. r: caity stole mine.
37. Last thing you bought at a Wallgreens? c: walgreens has one l, sweetie. c2: estrogen pills. r: cat. cat fetus. in the back room. BLACK MARKET Walgreensssssss.
38. Ever thrown up in public? c: in third grade, i held it in literally until the end of the day when we were walking out & i just exploded all over the door way. YUM. c2: morning sickness is a bitch. r: touchy subject.
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? c: true love because i'm a FAGGOT. c2: ONE MIL BABABY. r: give me my money, BITCH. you PAY NOW. Can I have 4 beers?
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? c: not at all. c2: do me. r: only if you count patrick swayze.
41. Can ex's be friends? c: if you'd like. c2: possibly with benefits. r: stupid bitch just stole my answer.
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? c: the crypt keeper. c2: yeah, we're gonna leave right now. r: my unborn child.
43. Did you have a lot of hair as a baby? c:vag. c2: IN my vag. r: i was born as a cat.
fin.