Feb 03, 2005 16:57
this is one huge ass survey!
001. What is your name? Casey
002. Spell your name backwards: yesaC
003. Date of birth: July 23rd 1990
004. Male or female? dude.
005. Astrological sign: leo
006. Nicknames: Moonpie, Caseyface, Chili dog
007. Occupation? amature porn star.
008. Height: 5’9
010. Hair color:black, natural brownish
011. Eye color: hazel
012. Where were you born? edmonds
013. Where do you reside now? Fuckilteo
014. Age: 14.
015. Screen names: closetoretarded, almostretarded@hotmail.com
016. E-mail address: almostretarded@hotmail.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? How retarded I am
018. What is your LJ name?: Casetheretard
019. What does your diary name stand for? Same, I'm a retard
020. Pets: 3/4, 1 cat with 3 1/2 legs.
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 16
022. Piercings? none
023. Tattoo's? fuck I wish
024. Shoe size: 12 1/2
025. Righty or lefty? lefty.
026. Wearing: blue jeans, metallica shirt, boxers, black jacket.
027. Hearing: stray cat strut
028. Feeling: foot twitching, stomach itch.
029. Eating/drinking: nothing.
~Friends Stuff~
Which one of your friends is the....
030. Craziest? jimbo.
031. Loudest? jimbo.
032. Nicest? Sammi
033. Bitchiest? Nikki I HATE HER.
034. Life of the party? jimbo.
035. Jock? Ummmm....?
036. Prep? Joy?.
037. Rebel? all of us.
038. Cutest? hm, Angel, can't think of others
039. Best friend of the same sex? Wes, Jim, Dickie.
040. Best friend of the opposite sex? Sophie? fuck I dunno
041. Most popular? uhhh...?
042. Rudest? all of us.
043. Most shy? me..
044. Dumbest? me
045. Smartest? jimbo
046. Weirdest? all of us.
047. Has the best hair? my emo hair
048. Best personality? i have no clue.
049. Most talented? me?.
050. Most ghetto? haha dickie, 6-7 non running cars in his front yard
051. Most spoiled? jimbo
052. Drama queen? jimbo
053. Pain in the ass? jimbo off his meds, telling everyone I have herpes
054. Funniest? bubba or dickie.
055. Best advice given? dickie
056. Druggie? jimbo.
057. Most likely to join a cult? jimbo.
058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? yes.
059. Person you've been friends with the longest? Wes n Jim, 12 fucking years....
060. Most beautiful? Bre
~Boys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? Sure why not
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? a few, accually meant it to most too.
063. How many people have you been in love with? i dunno
064. How many people have you kissed? a few
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? FUCK NO
066. How many people have you dated? 2.
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? good personality, same interest, easy to talk to.
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes, truely
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? non-shallow, chicks that like me.
070. Do you have a bf/gf? no
071. If so where did you meet them? ....
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? the fact that it's not a bf.
073. Do you have a crush right now? probably.
074. If so who is it? can't say
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? no.
076. Do you remember your first love? kinda sorta
077. Who is the first person you kissed? amanda
078. Do you believe in fate? nope.
079. Do you believe in soul mates? i dont know.
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? I hope so.
~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have? zero
105. What are your parents names? Jim and Kari
106. What are your siblings names? Dead and Deader
107. How many siblings does your mother have? 2
108. How many siblings does your father have? 1
109. Where are your parents from? Fuck if I know, hawaii and cali I think
110. Is your family close? no
111. Does your family get together for holidays? yea
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? i have a druggie uncle.
113. Any medical problems run through your family? uh, big penis syndrome
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? nope
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? Yea
116. Are your parents divorced? No
117. Do you have step parents? No
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? no
119. If so for what? ..
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? grandma, scotland.
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you SWEAR was written about your life? "hand" - Barnyard Ballers
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? i dont remeber i threw it out.
123. What's the best cd you own? too many to name
124. What song do you absolutely hate? The ones that suck, like emo
125. Do you sing in the shower? i sing all the damn time, when I'm alone
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? too many
~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Song ~
127. Pink: thong?
128. Aerosmith: janey's got a gun
129. Madonna: uh, pointy boobs?
130. Korn: clown
131. Backstreet Boys: ....
132. The Beatles: volkswagon
133. Sublime: date rape
134. J.Lo: ....
135. *Nsync: ...
136. Limp Bizkit: nookie
137. Britney Spears: ....
138. Creed: 6 feet under
139. Enrique Iglesias: ...
140. Good Charlotte: THEY NEED TO DIE
141. Christina Aguilera: what a girl wants
142. Eminem: like toy soldiers
143. New Found Glory: ...
144. Kelly Clarkson: ...
145. Kelly Osbourne: I'm a fat ugly bitch
146. Mandy Moore: ...
147. Eve: ...
148. Aaliyah: ...
149. Nelly: ...
150. Alicia Keys: ...
151. Incubus: Pardon me
~Favorites~
152. Color: Black Blue Red
153. Food: mexican.
154. Song: Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats
155. Show: rides.
156. School subject: lunch? :)
157. Band/singer: Metallica / Mad Sin
158. Animal: Turtle
159. Outfit: jeans and jacket
160. Radio station: 99.9, 100.7
161. Movie: to many
162. Pair of shoes: DC Vistas
163. Cartoon: beavis and butthead.
164. Actor: dont have one.
165. Actress: dont have one.
166. Potato chip: don't eat chips
167. Drink: water, instant breakfast
168. Alcholic drink: PABST & liquor.
169. Holiday: 4th of july.
170. Perfume/cologne: axe
171. Pizza topping: peperoni
172. Jello flavor: red, or green
173. Lunch meat: ham
174. Board game: monopoly
175. Video game: counterstrike, haha I'm a nerd
176. Website: myspace
177. Book: hell if I know.
178. Computer game: CS (look above)
179. Number: 13
180. Cereal: cinnamon toast crunch
181. Comedian: The fat hawaiian
182. Dessert: cookies
183. Disney character: Yosemety Sam
184. Clothing store: The place that's cheap
185. Pasttime: comp, geetar
186. Teacher: mr. mack, he owns
187. Childhood toy: legos.
188. Carnival game/ride: roller coasters
189. Candy bar: reeses
190. Magazine: rod n custom, and the adult entertainment genre
191. Salad dressing: ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: sleep in.
193. Hot drink: coffee
194. Season: winter
195. Sport to watch: hockey
196. Person to talk to online: chicks
~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? goldish brown
198. What color are your bedroom walls? white .
199. Do you have posters on your wall? haha, a few
200. If so of what? half naked chicks, you know.
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? no
202. How many pillows are on your bed? 1
203. What do you normally sleep in? boxers/pj pants
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: boxers.
205. What size bed do you have? full, with a big crater in the middle because of my fatass.
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? uh, a comfy one?
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? no
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? no
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: dont remember
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? 2
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? no
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? no
214. Do you snore? yep
215. How about drool? yep
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yes.
217. What color is the carpet in your room? whiteish, stained.
218. What's under your bed? carpet.
~This or that~
219. Coke/Pepsi: coke
220. Doughnuts/bagels: doughnuts.
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: west
223. Heaven/hell: heaven or hell
224. Make love/have sex: haha, both
225. Coffee/tea: coffee
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: burgers.
227. Rap/rock: rock
228. Britney/Christina: both, in bed
229. Swiss cheese/American cheese: american
230. Real World/Road Rules: idk
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: none
232. Silver/gold: silver
233. Nike/Adidas: neither. DCs, Chuck T's
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: both.
235. Sweet/sour: both
236. Punk/emo: PUNK
237. Hot/cold: uh, hot enough to were i don't sweat
238. Winter/summer: summer.
239. Spring/fall: fall.
240. Operas/plays: fuck both of them
241. Read/watch tv: TV.
242. Cd's/tapes: CD.
243. Dvd's/vhs: both.
244. Old/new: old
245. Shorts/skirts: pants
246. Pink/red: red
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: both.
248. Meat/vegetables: MEAT
249. Mexican food/chinese food: MEXICAN
250. Commercials/infomercials: infomercials.
251. Scary movies/comedies: horror flicks
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: bikinis
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: chuck t's
254. Dogs/cats: dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: haha, unicorns of death
256. Water/land: Land.
257. Sugar/spice: BOTH.
258. Black/white: black
259. Ribbons/bows: ribbons like the beer
260. Chicken/beef: chicken.
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: white lights
262. Cars/trucks: kars.
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: james bond
264. Popcorn/pretzels: soft pretzels...the huge ones you buy from costco.
265. Hip/hop: Cap you up G
266. Passionate kiss/peck: either or
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: real.
268. Back rub/foot massage: back rub.
269. Picture frames/photo albums: albums
270. Pens/pencils: el lapiz
~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: whitey.
272. Virgins: mmhmmhmmm! :)
273. God: the big man
274. The Osbournes: crackies
275. Reality TV: stupid bullshit.
276. J.Lo: taco lady
277. Religion: shouldn't matter
278. Emo music: DIE DIE DIE
279. Valentine's Day: Hallmark Day
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: wtf?
281. Homosexuals: DIE OF AIDS, NOW
282. Abortion: yes, anti-hit up a chick procedure
283. Inter-racial relationships: sure, I'm down with the brown
284. Murder: sucks for that guy.
285. Death: bummer
287. Pre-marital sex: DO IT!! haha.
288. Terrorism: as long as they don't shoot me
289. Pornography: :) no comment
290. Fortune tellers: fakes.
291. Threesomes: eh, I'm man enough to take on 2.
292. Prostitution: Nikki, DIE
293. Politics: haha, bush can't say nuclear
294. Country music: hmmhmmm :) country girls :)
295. George W. Bush: die ragheads die
296. Cloning: haha, 2 hot chicks
297. Britney's boobs:I saw that onething, they change size alot
298. Gas prices in America: High, I get stuck payin Jim n Wes hella
~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
299. Jack: off
300. Tiffany: breakfast
301. Ben: emofag
302. Maria: the hot chick from harold n kumar
303. Jennifer: jenny
304. Nicole: my bitch ex
305. Amy: some redhead
306. Adam: dickie
307. Richard: dickie
308. Justin: redneck.
309. Arnold: big calyfornia governor
310. Tom: the dude who made myspace
311. Melissa: which one
312. Charlotte: gay
313. Harold: n kumar
314. John: fag
315. Joel: that one dude
316. Vanessa: sounds hott.
317. Michele: dunno
318. Kevin: asian
319. Brent: brett
320. Jake: fag
321. Billy: hill
322. Sara: nice
323. Natalie: the chick from the matrix?
324. Christy: that one person.
325. Nick: fag
326. Linda: aunt
327. Taylor: cool
328. Jordan: used to be my good friend
329. Jamie: 's got a gun
330. Adrian: he's cool
~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? yes .
332. Been on a diet? see food deit. i see it i eat it
333. Been to a foreign country? nope
334. Broken a bone? nope
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? nope.
336. Sweared at a teacher? yes
337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? yes
338. Got in a fight? yes
339. Dated a teacher? nope
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No, stupid Jim
341. Thought about killing your enemy? all the time.
342. Gone skinny dipping? yep, feel sorry for them.
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? yes.
344. Told a little white lie? many
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? nope
346 Used a foreign object to masturbate? haha nah. suprisingly enough
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? maybe
348. Been on tv? nope
349. Been on the radio? nope
350. Been in a mosh pit? nope :(
351. Been to a concert? kinda
352. Dated one of your best friends? no, one of their friends though
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? no.
354. Decieved somebody close to you? yes
355. Broken the law? yes
356. Been to a rodeo? nope
357. Been on a talk show? i wish, tom leykis
358. Been on a game show? nope
359. Been on an airplane? yes
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? no
361. Came close to dying? sure.
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? no
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yes
364. Terrorized a babysitter? yes
365. Made a mud pie? no
366. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? yep
367. Snuck out of the house at night? yes
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? no
369. Had an eating disorder? eating too much?
370. Felt like you didn't belong? all the time
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yes.
372. Smoked? yep
373. Done drugs? nope
374. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the street? no
375. Had your tonsils removed? no
376. Gone to camp? nope.
377. Won a bet? yes
378. Written a love letter? yes
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? yep.
380. Written a love poem? yep
381. Kissed in the rain? yep.
382. Slow danced with someone you love? yep
383. Participated in cyber sex? yes, haha good times
384. Faked an orgasm? nope
385. Stolen a kiss? sure?
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yes
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? you can say so.
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? nope
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? no
390. Done jail time? haha thank god no, I'm to purdy for prison
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? no
392. Won a trophy? yep
393. Thrown up in public? yep
394. Bowled a perfect game? no
395. Failed/got held back? no
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? yep
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? no
398. Taken ballet lessons? no
399. Attempted suicide? somewhat.
400. Cut yourself? yes
~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? nope
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? nope.
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? nope.
404. Did you play Simon? yes.
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? wtf?
406. Did you wet the bed? here n there, once I dreamed I took a piss, and I accually did
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? yes.
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? no, that'd be awesome though
409. Were you shy? yes
410. Were you spoiled? kinda
411. Were you abused? yep
412. Did you go to the circus? nope
413. Did you go to the zoo? yes
414. Were you in a car accident? no
415. Did you build snowmen? yes.
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? depends
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? kinda
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? fuck yea, they still are
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? yea
420. Were you afraid of the dark? yes
421. Did you have slumber parties? no
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? no
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? wtf?
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? yes.
~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? yes.
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: water, router, pencil
427. Do you have any hidden talents? oh yea ;)
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? yea
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? greaser flick, porno
430. What would your movie star name be? My name, or else Beefy McManstick
431. Do you play any sports? not anymore
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen: fuck if I know
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? friday night lights was pretty damn good
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? blair witch project
435. Do you drive? no :(
436. What is your dream car? 48 chevy, 54 chevy wagon, chopped merc, mustang, 64 cadillac
437. Do you think you're good looking? haha fuck no
438. Do others think you are good looking? only the retards
439. Would you ever sky dive? yea, I wanted to for my bday
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? no
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? fuck I dunno
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? no.
443. Do you believe in God? yes.
444. Do you believe in Satan? yes
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? yes
446. Do you believe there is a hell? yes
447. Do you own a pooltable? i wish
448. Do you have a pool? no
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? yes
450. Do you like chocolate? yes
451. Who/what is on your 2004 calendar? don't got one
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? dunno
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? yea.
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? uglyman, (me)
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? many
456. What is your weakness? self confidence?
457. Name something you can't get enough of: music, sleep.
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: only negetive ones come to mind.
459. How many kids do you want to have? three.
460. Future daughters names: Casey the II, maybe
461. Future sons names: Casey the II
462. What is your ideal way to die? rampage
463. How do you release stress? music
464. Are you a trendy person? no
465. Are you an artistic person? sure
466. Are you a realistic person? very
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? nope
468. Are you a strong person? not really, bench 150 last time I tried
469. Are you a strong willed person? yesp
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? i dont know
471. Who is the last person to IM you? beth
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? yes
473. Are you a deep sleeper? nope
474. Are you a good story teller? if I had good stories to tell
475. What do you believe is your best quality? understandable
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? dunno
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? candles.
478. Do you do yoga? nope
479. Do you have your own credit card? no
480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? get car, open shop, invest
481. Do you have a check book? no
482. Do you like your driver's license picture? no
483. Do you tan easily? i burn easy
484. What color is your hair naturally? brownish
485. How many fillings do you have? 5
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? 4 :(
487. Worst feeling in the world? lonliness
488. Best feeling in the world? not sure…yet
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half empty
490. Last thing you downloaded? tunes
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? yes.
492. What do you think people think of you? ugly probably
493. Are you a likeable person? sure why not
494. Do you need therapy? yes
95. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? no
496. What the best way to be proposed to? uh, don't care
497. What kind of movie would you star in? hotrod flick.
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? or CRAL, casey rocks at life
499. When are you moving? i dunno
500. What's your favorite phrase? you suck at life