seven waves ≈ because I wanted this up before I left completely

[cascadedwater]

[So, Mayfield. Today you will have a droned Misty. And if she spots you, or you go up to her, she will annoy the heck out of you and you will never escape her. No, seriously. She will forever and a day talk to you until you ditch her.

So. What do?]

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[10_year_old_kid]

[Totally not noticing that she's a drone yet...]

Hey Misty. How ya doin'?

[cascadedwater]

[A wild Ash has appeared!]

A-Ah... I have been doing well, and you?

[10_year_old_kid]

I'm doin' fine.

[... Something is off. He can't quite put a finger on it yet though.]

[cascadedwater]

[Nothing's wrong with Misty why would you think that? There's never anything wrong with Misty.

Never.]

Oh... [She hesitates before continuing:] that's good, then!

[10_year_old_kid]

Yeah. You sure you're doing well? You seem kinda... off?

[cascadedwater]

Of course I'm fine, why wouldn't I be?

[10_year_old_kid]

I dunno... Maybe it's just me. I'm probably feeling a little off due to lack of any Pokémon battles lately...

[cascadedwater]

[Wait, what?]

[10_year_old_kid]

[Hold it, that is a highly irregular reaction.]

[cascadedwater]

[And Misty is thinking you're crazy, Ash. Even though you're cute.]

[10_year_old_kid]

Say Misty, how many siblings do you have again?

[cascadedwater]

[What kind of question is that?]

U-um... one...

[10_year_old_kid]

[... No. It can't be. Not Misty... I can't talk to her like this.]

Right, of course. ... Anyway, uh, I gotta roll. I gotta, uh... go to baseball practice?

[cascadedwater]

[NO WAY IS SHE MAKING YOU GO

G-Grabbing your arm now.]

[10_year_old_kid]

... Wha'cha doin' now, Misty?

[cascadedwater]

I don't want you to go... [... LOL TEARS]