This makes me smile:
Bernie Madoff's stolen statue returned with a note that says "Bernie the Swindler, Lesson: Return stolen property to rightful owners." Signed, The Educators.
The Edukators is a movie starring Daniel Brühl (my German actor crush) and Julia Jentsch (Travis's German actress crush) where a group of young people break into rich people's houses, rearrange things, and leave a message like "The Days of Plenty Are Over."
I felt very clever for recognizing this, but by the time I looked at the Edukators Wikipedia page, that had already been added. Damn!
Yes, it's a copycat crime, but considering the victim and the fact that there's no harm done, I appreciate it.
I do have real things to type about, but I don't want to write my next actual entry til I hear back from the mechanic.