World of fashion Absolutely Nots:
solid gold dresses - when was the last time we saw one on anyone but a Prince backup dancer?
the horror of dresses over pants And worse,
when abominations breed And of
this unsightly mess I can't even decide which part to loathe more. It's like four different garments - miniskirt, too-long bubble-hem blouse, haltertop, and a front-tie bikini plus droopy bow - collided in some horrible accident.
ETA:
Wasn't there a Barbie with this dress back in the day?
Why yes, I am taking a break from work, why do you ask?
P.S. Rum muffins for Talk like a Pirate Day a great success.
Recipe:
1 box yellow cake mix.
Substitute rum for water.
Add 1 extra egg (total 4)
1 small box vanilla pudding mix
I also added a heaping 1/8th teaspoon ground ginger to give all that vanilla a little kick. Also a 1/2 Tablespoon of vanilla extract that's been made with bourbon. (mmm)
Bake according to directions on cakemix box.
You can put icing on it if you want to make it a cupcake, but they're sweet enough and quite yummy as is.