Did you want some Snape/Molly action?

Jun 17, 2009 21:24

Draco/Hermione makes the least sense to me as a pairing. Sure, in my illustrious


career, I shipped a pairing that suggested a large lack of common sense, I really benefited from badpairing rehabilitation, and am proud to say I only for the most part ship couples that are logical. Like in Harry Potter: Remus/Tonks,  Ron/Hermione, Bill/Fleur, Lily Evans/James Potter I, Scorpius/Rose, and Teddy/Victorie. Still, Draco/Hermione is everywhere. This isn't going to turn into an angry, dramione hateful tirade, I'm just really surprised it's still being written after Deathly Hallows. That said, umm, whatever floats your boat? I think being a former



I should be more sympathetic towards new factioners posting up their first pieces of fanfiction. I mean, your first fanfiction is usually never amazing, and I realize it's a learning process. I just can't, for the life of me, understand why I, and why new fanfictioners today don't take a good look around before putting their stuff up. I love it when an author realizes that although their ideas may be good, spelling and grammar is extremely important in execution. That said, I do seem to be looking for these bad pieces of fanfiction to get in a good laugh.

Alicia/Terence [Fics: 1]
Bill/Tonks [Fics: 3]
Draco/Angelina [Fics: 2]
Draco/Ginny [Fics: 99]
Draco/Hermione [Fics: 1462]
Draco/Luna [Fics: 6]
Draco/Narcissa [Fics: 1]
Dudley/Ginny [Fics: 2]
George/Cho [Fics: 1]
Harry/Amelia Bones [Fics: 1]
Harry/Cho [Fics: 7]
Harry/Ginny [Fics: 128]
Harry/Hermione [Fics: 251]
Harry/Luna [Fics: 11]
Harry/Tonks [Fics: 3]
Hermione/Barty [Fics: 14]
Hermione/Bill [Fics: 14]
Hermione/Blaise [Fics: 21]
Hermione/Cedric [Fics: 4]
Hermione/Charlie [Fics: 34]
Hermione/Dudley [Fics: 1]
Hermione/Dumbledore [Fics: 1]
 Hermione/Fenrir [Fics: 3]
Hermione/Fred [Fics: 4]
Hermione/George [Fics: 6]
Hermione/James [Fics: 5]
Hermione/Kingsley [Fics: 3]
Hermione/LeStrange [Fics: 5]
Hermione/Seamus [Fics: 2]
Hermione/Viktor [Fics: 12]
Hermione/Voldemort [Fics: 34]
Hooch/Wood [Fics: 1]
James/Hooch [Fics: 1]
James/Lily [Fics: 15]
Lucius/Ginny [Fics: 4]
Lucius/Hermione [Fics: 188]
Lucius/Molly [Fics: 3]
Lucius/Narcissa [Fics: 13]
Molly/Arthur [Fics: 1]
Neville/Luna [Fics: 2]
Pansy/Lucius [Fics: 2]
Percy/Penelope [Fics: 4]
Quirrell/Tonks [Fics: 1]
Remus/Ginny [Fics: 7]
 Remus/Hermione [Fics: 76]
Remus/Lavender [Fics: 1]
Remus/Molly [Fics: 1]
Remus/Tonks [Fics: 28]
Ron/Ginny [Fics: 10]
Ron/Hermione [Fics: 62]
Ron/Lavendar [Fics: 2]
Scorpius/Rose [Fics: 8]
Sirius/Bellatrix [Fics: 5]
Sirius/Hermione [Fics: 46]
Sirius/Trelawney [Fics: 1]
Snape/Ginny [Fics: 19]
Snape/Hermione [Fics: 1589]
Snape/Hooch [Fics: 1]
Snape/Lily [Fics: 33]
Snape/McGonagall [Fics: 2]
Snape/Molly [Fics: 1]
Snape/Sinistra [Fics: 1]
Snape/Tonks [Fics: 2]
Snape/Vector [Fics: 1]
Voldemort/Ginny [Fics: 8]

This is the heterosexual adultfanfiction couples chart. These are the pairings people write adult fanfiction, and the numbers next to these pairings are how many fanfics have been written. Why am I posting this up? I found it extemely interesting for some very perverse reasons I cannot explain. But c'mon, look at it!

OKAY, SO alot of Snape/Hermione. I'm cool, whatever. Not my favorite cup of tea at all. I'm just super, super impressed that there are more Snape/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, Lucius/Hermione, and Draco/Hermione than Ron/Hermione. There are only 62 Ron/Hermione fanfics. Seriously. I am in shock-induced silence. That said, someone wrote a Hooch/Wood, a Snape/Molly, a Hermione/Dudley, a Quirrell/Tonks, and 12 Hermione/Voldemorts. Staring at this list, I don't even know what to make of like, 75% of these... but the 'WTF' factor is pretty much constant in adult fanfiction.

ALSO, who is the Terence from Alicia/Terence?

Okay, so no one is reading this yet. But I wanted to write a memorable first post.

first post, fanfiction.net, rainbow, ron/hermione, adultfanfiction.net

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