Woman Hit By Lightning While Praying
I think there might be something to my theory.
DAPHNE, Ala. -- Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm rumbled through Baldwin County, Alabama.
But while she prayed, lightning suddenly exploded, blowing through the linoleum and leaving a blackened area on the concrete. Brown wound up on the floor, dazed and disoriented by the blast but otherwise uninjured.
She said 'Amen' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire. The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive.
Um...lady...God tried to KILL YOU! Praying doesn't protect you if you're crazy, it's like a flare gun to God. It only signals where you are so a Godly Airstrike can be summoned to smite your ignorant ass.
I'm afraid this sort of thing will continue until people realize that Pat Robertson has it backwards. I'll be looking for more stories of this nature...because this idea of an Angry God smiting the followers that miss the point just makes me giggle. Oh, it's a dark sort of giggle, I assure you, but still a giggle.
DAPHNE, Ala. -- Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm rumbled through Baldwin County, Alabama.
But while she prayed, lightning suddenly exploded, blowing through the linoleum and leaving a blackened area on the concrete. Brown wound up on the floor, dazed and disoriented by the blast but otherwise uninjured.
She said 'Amen' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire. The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive.
Um...lady...God tried to KILL YOU! Praying doesn't protect you if you're crazy, it's like a flare gun to God. It only signals where you are so a Godly Airstrike can be summoned to smite your ignorant ass.
I'm afraid this sort of thing will continue until people realize that Pat Robertson has it backwards. I'll be looking for more stories of this nature...because this idea of an Angry God smiting the followers that miss the point just makes me giggle. Oh, it's a dark sort of giggle, I assure you, but still a giggle.