Truth is stranger than fiction, part N.
So, for Chanukah, Jo bought a 25th Anniversary Cabbage Patch Kid for Nathan. I don't think they're particularly different than the originals -- same pudgy features, same Xavier Roberts tattooed ass. Probably the same "it's the 1980s and we didn't know" Chinese Lead Content(tm).
No problems so far. Then I noticed the name: Jacob. Okay. It's a good solid Jewish name, and since most of our friends gave that name to at least one of their human kids, she figured we could do the same with a sewed ball of stuffing.
Cabbage Patch Kids also have middle names. Jacob's is Lloyd.
You do the math.
No problems so far. Then I noticed the name: Jacob. Okay. It's a good solid Jewish name, and since most of our friends gave that name to at least one of their human kids, she figured we could do the same with a sewed ball of stuffing.
Cabbage Patch Kids also have middle names. Jacob's is Lloyd.
You do the math.