I'm not really sure what team Clinton Portis plays for, but that he is a crazy crazy football player who apparently likes to mess with the press by creating his own characters to deal with them every week. For some reason, I find this extremly entertaining, even though he is kind of being a jerk and avoid answering questions, or just trying to get attention... Anyway, thought I would post it.
Which Is The Best Clinton Portis Alter-Ego?
Clinton Portis is slowly losing his mind in full, glorious public view. Which segment of his fractured inner soul is your favorite?
Dollah Bill
Dr. "I Don't Know"
Jerome From Southeast DC
Sheriff Gonna Getcha