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Cary Fact #124
His method of sleeping involves (3) Primary and important things.
a. Must be sleeping on his stomach
b. Use of two pillows, one over the head, and one under the head. The pillow under preferably goose down.
c. Almost covering his entire body with the blanket.
Without using these tactics sleep is hard to come by, and even after using these he can be interrupted with dreams of people driving away from him in cars, or possibly zombies pounding on the outside of his car. Or possibly his car getting traded/stolen for a giant monster truck with ontario license plates.
Also, Please, yes you, please call me before I positively lose my mind(!)
Watch this video everyone Worst Mixtape ever
His method of sleeping involves (3) Primary and important things.
a. Must be sleeping on his stomach
b. Use of two pillows, one over the head, and one under the head. The pillow under preferably goose down.
c. Almost covering his entire body with the blanket.
Without using these tactics sleep is hard to come by, and even after using these he can be interrupted with dreams of people driving away from him in cars, or possibly zombies pounding on the outside of his car. Or possibly his car getting traded/stolen for a giant monster truck with ontario license plates.
Also, Please, yes you, please call me before I positively lose my mind(!)
Watch this video everyone Worst Mixtape ever