chumwick seeks his chums
Would the kindly vet who sent Chumwick on his journey to me please forward his passport (ASAP please) He tried to apply for his ETA online, but he is not the best at typing; perhaps due to his recent afternoon spent at a Harvard Square brewery. He claimed he as just trying to be friendly and get some travel ideas!
Some of those people didn't quite understand his demeanor, and looked at him a bit strangely. Nevermind, he is a bit daft. Anyway he told me he had his passport, and now we've looked everywhere to no avail. Me thinks he lost it while out drinking one evening. Anyway, how long are gnome passports good for? My passport has a hologram, so would his have a gnomagram perhaps of a beer mug?
I gave Chumwick some tasks, such as wiring some money to a dormitory in Tasmania; one would have thought he could do this on his own, but nooo!!!!!! Apparently the dorm keeps their doors locked to prevent gnome entry, so he must ring the after hours buzzer!Does that sound a tad like gnome discrimination? He does not want to be near the Tasmanian Devils; honestly I thought he was a bit more comfortable around nature!
If he senses any gnome problems he will take his case to the steps of Sydney Town Hall on the afternoon of January 2, 2009. Hopefully he will not cause any disturbances. He said something about meeting up with some smelly people. Hopefully he will greet them appropriately.
He aIso mentioned many athletic feats, but I fear that he would be no match whatsoever for the surfers of Manly or Bondi..Why just this morning there was a report on tv showing surfers galore wearing gnome hats(could they possibly have been Santa hats)
I know that Chumwick has been on a plane before; apparently sat next to one Mr. David Caruso; this time I am hoping he does not start fighting with the staff. A gnome in handcuffs is a terrible sight; did you see the episode of COPS where one of his relatives was drunk & disorderly? Me thinks Chumwick likes the theme song of the show...
Well, he has gone walkabout near a mountain of clothes and a backpack, searching for his gnomepassport. Please let me know if you find his passport, ok?Many thanks.....
Some of those people didn't quite understand his demeanor, and looked at him a bit strangely. Nevermind, he is a bit daft. Anyway he told me he had his passport, and now we've looked everywhere to no avail. Me thinks he lost it while out drinking one evening. Anyway, how long are gnome passports good for? My passport has a hologram, so would his have a gnomagram perhaps of a beer mug?
I gave Chumwick some tasks, such as wiring some money to a dormitory in Tasmania; one would have thought he could do this on his own, but nooo!!!!!! Apparently the dorm keeps their doors locked to prevent gnome entry, so he must ring the after hours buzzer!Does that sound a tad like gnome discrimination? He does not want to be near the Tasmanian Devils; honestly I thought he was a bit more comfortable around nature!
If he senses any gnome problems he will take his case to the steps of Sydney Town Hall on the afternoon of January 2, 2009. Hopefully he will not cause any disturbances. He said something about meeting up with some smelly people. Hopefully he will greet them appropriately.
He aIso mentioned many athletic feats, but I fear that he would be no match whatsoever for the surfers of Manly or Bondi..Why just this morning there was a report on tv showing surfers galore wearing gnome hats(could they possibly have been Santa hats)
I know that Chumwick has been on a plane before; apparently sat next to one Mr. David Caruso; this time I am hoping he does not start fighting with the staff. A gnome in handcuffs is a terrible sight; did you see the episode of COPS where one of his relatives was drunk & disorderly? Me thinks Chumwick likes the theme song of the show...
Well, he has gone walkabout near a mountain of clothes and a backpack, searching for his gnomepassport. Please let me know if you find his passport, ok?Many thanks.....