eBay can give me a blowjob. and it better be like pornstar head.
See. I want to buy stuff on eBay for less than i would have to buy it for at a store. Makes sense right? Apparently other people on eBay are idiots. Nobody realizes that they can just go to toys r us and buy tamagotchis for 15 bucks. nor do they add in the $5 shipping cost. People are bidding like $22 and then they pay $5 extra. whats the point of that? *sighs*
So. Im pathetic. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire comes out in November. So I decided to buy a Robe and Wand to go see the movie in. I will be even more pathetic when i get up the energy to take pictures of myself in my robe with my wand and post them on here. and my mother once again reminded me that i am now 19. so i reminded her that i already know that, geez, how else was i supposed to use eBay?
I miss my BaBu. I get to see her tomorrow. It sucks that shes working before me. oh!! I GOT A JOB AT BLOCKBUSTER!!! Yey. I haven't started yet though. I was supposed to have orientation this coming saturday, but now i'm not sure thats gonna happen. I went and picked up my uniform today though. My ID tag is huge. Its at least 6in long. like a 6in cock...but thin...and it has my name on it, and a cock usually doesn't have a name on it. Unless its roberto, Cassies cock. He has his name on him. yeah...i could use a cigarETTE but my mommy wont let me go for a walk, cos ill get raped or something. PuhLEEZ. I can DDR now. Nobody would dare take me on...sept maybe Omar. But that would be to learn me in DDR, not to rape me. its not like that with omar...yes.
Did i mention that Ellen is watching the notebook. I want to watch the phantom of the opera. but im just not in the mood to bawl in front of these people. Me and Cassie should watch it together. And we will cry with eachother. And the phantoms good side is hott. This is a long entry. Which is a good thing. I feel that this was necessary to help cleanse my system. Now i'll go drink something and piss it out. Maybe Chocolate milk. I like chocolate milk. I like cereal, too.
Fosters is wonderful.
I feel like a pie.
Bran muffins make you shit.
Quack Quack.
/broken\
So. Im pathetic. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire comes out in November. So I decided to buy a Robe and Wand to go see the movie in. I will be even more pathetic when i get up the energy to take pictures of myself in my robe with my wand and post them on here. and my mother once again reminded me that i am now 19. so i reminded her that i already know that, geez, how else was i supposed to use eBay?
I miss my BaBu. I get to see her tomorrow. It sucks that shes working before me. oh!! I GOT A JOB AT BLOCKBUSTER!!! Yey. I haven't started yet though. I was supposed to have orientation this coming saturday, but now i'm not sure thats gonna happen. I went and picked up my uniform today though. My ID tag is huge. Its at least 6in long. like a 6in cock...but thin...and it has my name on it, and a cock usually doesn't have a name on it. Unless its roberto, Cassies cock. He has his name on him. yeah...i could use a cigarETTE but my mommy wont let me go for a walk, cos ill get raped or something. PuhLEEZ. I can DDR now. Nobody would dare take me on...sept maybe Omar. But that would be to learn me in DDR, not to rape me. its not like that with omar...yes.
Did i mention that Ellen is watching the notebook. I want to watch the phantom of the opera. but im just not in the mood to bawl in front of these people. Me and Cassie should watch it together. And we will cry with eachother. And the phantoms good side is hott. This is a long entry. Which is a good thing. I feel that this was necessary to help cleanse my system. Now i'll go drink something and piss it out. Maybe Chocolate milk. I like chocolate milk. I like cereal, too.
Fosters is wonderful.
I feel like a pie.
Bran muffins make you shit.
Quack Quack.
/broken\