oishgaopsgh(()YRhf0! Wow, I shoulda posted these earlier. o.o
Well, checking through my folder of RPing and chatting, I found these, and I can't remember posting these... they're just kinda small, random scenes... ^^;; And I think they're all unfinished, too.
Sanzo: damn @^$%^&%(*& monkey! ^$^0&%^&% look what you did to me!
Jiroushin: My lady, what are you laughing so hard over?
Sanzo: Gimme the mutha&*%*(^()*& drugs, you &%^&%())_
Kanzeon: Oh, it's good to be a goddess...
Goku: Sanzo, watch yer mouth! What if it hears you?
Sanzo: WTF are you (*^%$^&*(() talking about?! IT'S NOT EVEN BORN YET, YOU *(^$^&&**)&*()&)y^&$%#&-ING SARU!!
Hakkai: O___O *they can hear them outside in the waiting room; he covers baby Gokai's ears*
Gokai: ... bah? *blinkblink*
Saki: Damn *&^&^in monkey... [smiles and coos]
Hakkai: *glares at Gojyo*
Gojyo: *whistles innocently*
Saki: Pa pa.. Papa say &%*()&^%
Gokai: *coos and gurgles* Papa! Papa! *^&$&^^(*)&!! -^____^-
Saki: :bonks Gokai on the head: no bad word fo youu!
Gokai: *sniffles* Mama~ Saki hitted meeeee~!
Saki: *picked it up from seeing Daddy repeatedly hit Goku-jisan* ^______^
Hakkai: ... GO-jyo... >(
Gojyo: No Saki. It's... not nice. Bad Saki!
Saki: :pouts: No! Bad Papa. :points: bad bad bad bad papa!
Gojyo: *sees all of them kinda with a mad look on their faces, looking at HIM*
Gojyo: ... Uh.......
Hakkai: Okay, Saki, now step on the accelerator slow--
Saki: yeah, yeah. i know! [stomps on accelerator]
Gokai: *doesn't put enough pressure on it and goes, like, 10 mph*
Gokai: I'm gonna crash! @__@
Hakkai: *thinking* Not going to at this rate...
Sanzo: Dammit, Koumyou! Watch where you're going!
Koumyou: What's an idiot doing in the middle of the road anyway?!
Sanzo: They're called pedestrians! And that's not just an idiot, that was your father.
Koumyou: ... you guys always call him a stupid monkey! Isn't that practically an idiot?
Gojyo: You almost made road kill outta the monkey. [laughs]
Saki: *nearly runs Gojyo over*
Saki: Whoops! Didn't see ya there. ^^;
Goku: Haha, stupid perverted cockroach!
Gojyo: A cockroach can out-survive a monkey in a nuclear explosion! And we cockroaches reproduce like crazy, right Hakkai? ^__~
Hakkai: Ahaha... -O__^;; Am I supposed to answer that seriously?
Saki: Eww! Daaad! Not in front of the children! ><;
Hakkai: Search all of the doll stores and dress shops!
Goku: Is that where we can find Saki?
Hakkai: No... Gokai must've went off in search of that new doll...
Sanzo: Move or I'll shoot you! *shoots them anyway*
Goku: *at a food stand or... something*
Sanzo: Dammit, baka saru! Quit eating, and start looking for Koumyou!
Goku: but sanzo... i need my energy
Sanzo: [twitch twitch]
Koumyou: *walks right past them with a corndog in hand*
Goku: Heeey, there she is!
Sanzo: *about to get her when...*
Crowd: *suddenly gets more crowded*
Sanzo: *(^&%^&(*&!!
Koumyou: [smiles and waves at Sanzo as she passes by] Hi Daddy! ^__^ [walks off]
Sanzo: Dammit! I'm raising two kids! [grumble, grumble]
Koumyou: That's mai mommy..! [points and keeps walking with the crowd] ^^
Sanzo: They're not afraid at all...
... in a fight at school, which would be why Gojyo freaks out in a "WTF?! Your... your hair! ToT" thing...
Hakkai: Why are you home early, Saki?
Saki: I got suspended... Apparently, you can't bring sharp weapons to school..
--later on--
Gokai: ... nee-chan, how DID you get it to school without anyone noticing...? It's kind of... big.
Saki: I can summon it whenever I want to.
Kanan: Onee-chan, I like your hair.
Saki: Oh? You want me to do the same to yours? [wields Shakujou] >D
Kanan: ... anou... ^___^;;
Saki: Come here! [insert crazed Koumyou's I-want-meatbuns-now face]
Kanan: ToT Why does everyone like to pick me for their craziness?
Hakkai: Saki, no! You might kill Kanan with that thing!
Kanan: *jumps into Hakkai's arms*
Saki: [aims Shakujou toward Hakkai and Kanan]
Gojyo: O__O! [uses his Shakujou to stop it] ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Gokai: *ducks under the flying shakujou-ness* O______O!!
Gokai: ... DAD AND SAKI CUT OFF MY ANTENNAE! *starts bawling*
Chung: NOT THE FEELERS! [faints]
Kouneji: ... feelers?
Kanan: KOUNEJI-SAN! *hops out of Hakkai's arms and clings to him* ^___________________________________________^
Kouneji: Are? O////O
Koumyou: Gimme that! You're letting her get away! [steals Saki's shakujou and the chain wraps around Kanan] >D
Kanan: O________O!! MEEP!
Saki: Don't hogtie my sister... <<;
Koumyou: *o* FOOD! Precious meatbun cheeks... *drools a little*
Saki: Calm yourself, woman.
Kanan: Kouneji-san! Help mee~! [reaches]
Kouneji: ... errr... Koumyou-san? Shouldn't... you... not eat her? Isn't that cannibalism?
Koumyou: ;~; I don't care. I'm hungry.
Saki: Then find something other than my sister to eat!
Gokai: *poking at Chung*
Chung: *moaning over the lost 'feelers'*
Hakkai and Gojyo: ... *stare*
Hakkai: It's a jungle here...
Gojyo: HEY! Koumyou has the shakujou chain around Kanan!
Hakkai: -O______________O *rushes off in an instant*
Gojyo: *watches green blur go past him*
Gojyo: [clicks stopwatch] That beat last hour's record...
Kanan: ToT
Hakkai: *goes through everyone and everything in his way*
Saki: For the last time! Kanan is not edible!
Koumyou: EVERYTHING is edible to me!
Saki: >__< Why go after my sister when you got me?!
Koumyou: ... `cause she has MEATBUN CHEEKS!
Saki: Damn you, Kanan. ><;;
Kanan: HELP ME! ToT
Hakkai: *is there and looks... scary*
Gojyo: Now look at what you kids have done..
Everyone else: *turns very slowly a la scared Gojyo* O__________O
Gojyo: Tho... Hakkai's more sexy when he's mad... Carry on.
Gojyo: [mutters] You raging beast of sex...
Hakkai: *as politely, and, yet, as scary as possible* Would you -please- not eat my precious daughter, KOUMYOU...? -O________________^
Koumyou: [frozen, quite afraid] Uh.. right... [backs away s l o w l y]
Sanzo: damn @^$%^&%(*& monkey! ^$^0&%^&% look what you did to me!
Jiroushin: My lady, what are you laughing so hard over?
Sanzo: Gimme the mutha&*%*(^()*& drugs, you &%^&%())_
Kanzeon: Oh, it's good to be a goddess...
Goku: Sanzo, watch yer mouth! What if it hears you?
Sanzo: WTF are you (*^%$^&*(() talking about?! IT'S NOT EVEN BORN YET, YOU *(^$^&&**)&*()&)y^&$%#&-ING SARU!!
Hakkai: O___O *they can hear them outside in the waiting room; he covers baby Gokai's ears*
Gokai: ... bah? *blinkblink*
Saki: Damn *&^&^in monkey... [smiles and coos]
Hakkai: *glares at Gojyo*
Gojyo: *whistles innocently*
Saki: Pa pa.. Papa say &%*()&^%
Gokai: *coos and gurgles* Papa! Papa! *^&$&^^(*)&!! -^____^-
Saki: :bonks Gokai on the head: no bad word fo youu!
Gokai: *sniffles* Mama~ Saki hitted meeeee~!
Saki: *picked it up from seeing Daddy repeatedly hit Goku-jisan* ^______^
Hakkai: ... GO-jyo... >(
Gojyo: No Saki. It's... not nice. Bad Saki!
Saki: :pouts: No! Bad Papa. :points: bad bad bad bad papa!
Gojyo: *sees all of them kinda with a mad look on their faces, looking at HIM*
Gojyo: ... Uh.......
Hakkai: Okay, Saki, now step on the accelerator slow--
Saki: yeah, yeah. i know! [stomps on accelerator]
Gokai: *doesn't put enough pressure on it and goes, like, 10 mph*
Gokai: I'm gonna crash! @__@
Hakkai: *thinking* Not going to at this rate...
Sanzo: Dammit, Koumyou! Watch where you're going!
Koumyou: What's an idiot doing in the middle of the road anyway?!
Sanzo: They're called pedestrians! And that's not just an idiot, that was your father.
Koumyou: ... you guys always call him a stupid monkey! Isn't that practically an idiot?
Gojyo: You almost made road kill outta the monkey. [laughs]
Saki: *nearly runs Gojyo over*
Saki: Whoops! Didn't see ya there. ^^;
Goku: Haha, stupid perverted cockroach!
Gojyo: A cockroach can out-survive a monkey in a nuclear explosion! And we cockroaches reproduce like crazy, right Hakkai? ^__~
Hakkai: Ahaha... -O__^;; Am I supposed to answer that seriously?
Saki: Eww! Daaad! Not in front of the children! ><;
Hakkai: Search all of the doll stores and dress shops!
Goku: Is that where we can find Saki?
Hakkai: No... Gokai must've went off in search of that new doll...
Sanzo: Move or I'll shoot you! *shoots them anyway*
Goku: *at a food stand or... something*
Sanzo: Dammit, baka saru! Quit eating, and start looking for Koumyou!
Goku: but sanzo... i need my energy
Sanzo: [twitch twitch]
Koumyou: *walks right past them with a corndog in hand*
Goku: Heeey, there she is!
Sanzo: *about to get her when...*
Crowd: *suddenly gets more crowded*
Sanzo: *(^&%^&(*&!!
Koumyou: [smiles and waves at Sanzo as she passes by] Hi Daddy! ^__^ [walks off]
Sanzo: Dammit! I'm raising two kids! [grumble, grumble]
Koumyou: That's mai mommy..! [points and keeps walking with the crowd] ^^
Sanzo: They're not afraid at all...
... in a fight at school, which would be why Gojyo freaks out in a "WTF?! Your... your hair! ToT" thing...
Hakkai: Why are you home early, Saki?
Saki: I got suspended... Apparently, you can't bring sharp weapons to school..
--later on--
Gokai: ... nee-chan, how DID you get it to school without anyone noticing...? It's kind of... big.
Saki: I can summon it whenever I want to.
Kanan: Onee-chan, I like your hair.
Saki: Oh? You want me to do the same to yours? [wields Shakujou] >D
Kanan: ... anou... ^___^;;
Saki: Come here! [insert crazed Koumyou's I-want-meatbuns-now face]
Kanan: ToT Why does everyone like to pick me for their craziness?
Hakkai: Saki, no! You might kill Kanan with that thing!
Kanan: *jumps into Hakkai's arms*
Saki: [aims Shakujou toward Hakkai and Kanan]
Gojyo: O__O! [uses his Shakujou to stop it] ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Gokai: *ducks under the flying shakujou-ness* O______O!!
Gokai: ... DAD AND SAKI CUT OFF MY ANTENNAE! *starts bawling*
Chung: NOT THE FEELERS! [faints]
Kouneji: ... feelers?
Kanan: KOUNEJI-SAN! *hops out of Hakkai's arms and clings to him* ^___________________________________________^
Kouneji: Are? O////O
Koumyou: Gimme that! You're letting her get away! [steals Saki's shakujou and the chain wraps around Kanan] >D
Kanan: O________O!! MEEP!
Saki: Don't hogtie my sister... <<;
Koumyou: *o* FOOD! Precious meatbun cheeks... *drools a little*
Saki: Calm yourself, woman.
Kanan: Kouneji-san! Help mee~! [reaches]
Kouneji: ... errr... Koumyou-san? Shouldn't... you... not eat her? Isn't that cannibalism?
Koumyou: ;~; I don't care. I'm hungry.
Saki: Then find something other than my sister to eat!
Gokai: *poking at Chung*
Chung: *moaning over the lost 'feelers'*
Hakkai and Gojyo: ... *stare*
Hakkai: It's a jungle here...
Gojyo: HEY! Koumyou has the shakujou chain around Kanan!
Hakkai: -O______________O *rushes off in an instant*
Gojyo: *watches green blur go past him*
Gojyo: [clicks stopwatch] That beat last hour's record...
Kanan: ToT
Hakkai: *goes through everyone and everything in his way*
Saki: For the last time! Kanan is not edible!
Koumyou: EVERYTHING is edible to me!
Saki: >__< Why go after my sister when you got me?!
Koumyou: ... `cause she has MEATBUN CHEEKS!
Saki: Damn you, Kanan. ><;;
Kanan: HELP ME! ToT
Hakkai: *is there and looks... scary*
Gojyo: Now look at what you kids have done..
Everyone else: *turns very slowly a la scared Gojyo* O__________O
Gojyo: Tho... Hakkai's more sexy when he's mad... Carry on.
Gojyo: [mutters] You raging beast of sex...
Hakkai: *as politely, and, yet, as scary as possible* Would you -please- not eat my precious daughter, KOUMYOU...? -O________________^
Koumyou: [frozen, quite afraid] Uh.. right... [backs away s l o w l y]