More Kanan RP-age
This is what happens when you have a half-day. Yomi usually posts these up, but she's in school now. Spencer's is quite an amusing store. XD
Kanan: Huh? Daddy, what's in that store? [points]
Gojyo: ... which store?
Kanan: Sp.. spp.. [can barely read].. Spencers? ^__^?
Gojyo: ... O___O It's nothing!
Kanan: But it says it's a gift store... let's buy stuff!
Gojyo: There isn't anything... (for anyone your age) in there for you to look at... O___O
Kanan: B-but... I never got to pick out a present for you.. for your birthday. ;___; I wanna go in there. Pwease?
Gojyo: ... but... but... ah... *having a spaz attack*
Kanan: [practically half way in the store] Oooo...
Gojyo: H-hey! Kanan, wait! O____O
Kanan: [wanders around in each aisle] ^___^
Gojyo: OMFGOMFG she -really- shouldn't be in here at this age...
Kanan: *_____________*; [comes running to Gojyo] DADDY! It's a cucumber!
Gojyo: O___O Kanan, no... (thinking: ... hey, is that new?)
Kanan: Look! It can move! [waves it around] Can I get it? =D?
Gojyo: *is about to faint* Kanan... that... it... Gahh...
Kanan: Wow! They sell toys here too! [wanders]
Gojyo: *holds onto a shelf to keep himself from falling over* O__O Err, Kanan... we -really- shouldn't be
here...
Kanan: But... this stuff is so cool! Can you buy some of this for me to bring to show and tell? ^___^
Gojyo: *faint* @o@
Kanan: Ano? [tilts her head in confusion]
Saki: *walks by with Hakkai and Gokai* ... *looks in* Heeey... is that... Kanan? O__o;;
Gokai: How can dad let her in there?!
Saki: [squints] What the... OMFG. Is Chung in there too? o__0;;
Gokai: ... #O__O# Ohhhhh my gawd...
Hakkai: They really shouldn't allow children in there... -O__^;;
Kanan: [bumps into Chung] Sorry. Hey! Look, daddy, it's onii-chan's boyfriend-san! :3 [pointage]
Gojyo: *is still unconcious*
Gokai: *whispers to Chung* ... what are you doing in here?
Chung: I'm only getting the stuff that we'll.. :cough:need.. later.:cough:
Gokai: ... ^^; Ohhh... okay...
Kanan: Waii! They have a sale on the toys over there! [somehow manages to drag her unconscious father to
the next aisle]
Hakkai: *watches Gojyo's limp body get dragged around by their 4 year old daughter* ... -O___O
Kanan: Hulloo, mama~! [huge innocent grin on her face] Daddy decided to take a nap all of a sudden. How
silly!
Hakkai: *waves with a nervous smile on his face* Ah... hello! -O___^;;;; Ne... Kanan-chan... why are you in here?
Kanan: I wanted to buy stuff from the money daddy gave me. Wee~! There's so many cool things in here![frolics]
Hakkai: ... anou... this store is... for... older people, Kanan-chan...
Kanan: ;__; Older people? But why would big people wanna play with toys? [pout] T___T
Hakkai: ... -o___^;; Well... they're... special toys..
Kanan: Special? That's not fair! Kids should have special toys too! ;___;
Saki: [laughing her head off in the background]
Gokai: O___O
Chung: ... your little sister... would scare me, if I weren't me.
Saki: [slaps Chung on the back] Hmm. So what's our esteemed class president doing here? >]
Chung: ... ah, the usual... what else would one be doing in a store like this?
Gokai: *palmface*
Saki: ô__0; Hahah. I love how he's so open to it. I don't understand why anyone would wanna shop in here--
Koumyou: Hey! I didn't know you guys shopped here too.
Saki: [falls]
Gokai: *laughs* Ahaha...
Saki: WTF are YOU doing here?
Koumyou: *__* They got yummy food! Try the tooty fruity!
Saki: @_______@;;
Gokai: *falls to the floor*
Koumyou: They come in so many different flavors.. .and you can wear them too!
Saki: -____-; OMG...
Chung: *just kind of... stares* Your girlfriend is weird.
Saki: Quit laughing, Gokai!
Kanan: I'm gonna buy all these cucumber toys so then Kyurri-chan isn't lonely. [carrying a pile of them in
her arms]
Hakkai: -O___^;; I tried...
Gojyo: *finally wakes up* Oww... why does my head hurt...?
Hakkai: So, finally awake are we?
Kanan: DADDY! Look! [shows him all the stuff in her arms] ^_________^
Gojyo: O___O That's, uh... nice.
Kanan: Isn't it?!
Saki: Sanzo-jiichan actually lets you buy that stuff? >>;
Gojyo and Hakkai: ... *smile nervously and look at each other*
Koumyou: ... yeah...
Saki: I'm raised in such a prude environment... [/sarcasm] =___=;
Koumyou: *buys stuff*
Kanan: Yaaaay! *gets saved birthday money from her purse* =D
Gojyo: [leers at Hakkai] It was your idea to give her that much money...
Hakkai: ... well, I didn't think it would come down to something like this...
Gojyo: If Kanan buys this with her money... what do you think the twins do with theirs..? Kanan's more innocent... what could those two be buying? [slowly turns to look at them]
Hakkai: ... anou...
Gojyo: [turns more of his attention to Gokai] T___T Hmm.
Hakkai: Maa maa, Gojyo. Don't rush to conclusions...
Gokai: Dad's staring at me kinda funny...
Chung: *holds up some flavored panties in front of Gokai's face*
Gokai: [freaks out] Do you not see what that boyfriend of his is holding?! ÒmÓ!
-customers at the store stop and look at him-
Hakkai: ... -O___^;; Well...
Kanan: Those look pretty! Can I get one of those too?!
Gojyjo: [faint]
Hakkai: ... ah... well... remember the deal, Kanan-chan?
Kanan: [bluntly] Nope, I don't. =D?
Hakkai: Only -one- item from here, okay?
Kanan: >__<; Oh p00! [runs to Saki] Onee-chan, can you buys those for me?
Hakkai: It went right over her head. -O__^;
Gojyo: *is just kinda passed out on the floor*
Saki: ... eh?
Kanan: There! Like what Koumyou-san has! And that dude Chung too! I can only buy one thing... so if you get something for me, then I'll be able to get both. ^__^
Saki: ... oh... oooohhhh... *looks over to Hakkai* Err... but I... don't have any money left?
Kanan: [eyes tear up] ;___; [sniffle]
Saki: Damn, she can be so manipulative... it's scary. o.o;
Saki: Well... *her wallet falls out*
Hakkai: -O__o;;
Gokai: Nice job.
Kanan: [gasp] You lie!
Saki: ... it's... empty? =D?
Kanan: [opens it] Empty like your head! [waves money around] >/
Saki: *palm-->face* Oi...
Gokai: ... reaaally nice.
Saki: ... I tried...
Saki: I'd shut up if I were you, Mr. Cherry-Flavored thong!
Gokai: Hey! Your girlfriend has tooty fruity so I wouldn't talk!
Hakkai: ... -O__^;; And we're still here... [uneasy laugh]
Gojyo: *is STILL out of it*
Koumyou: ... want some?
Hakkai: Perhaps it's best if he is unconscious right now..
Saki: T___T Not now, Koumyou...
Koumyou: Why not? It's good!
Chung: *drags Gokai off*
Kanan: [buys everything with Saki's money] ^__^
-cashier is stricken with shock-
Hakkai: Yare yare desu ne... -O___^;;
Saki: ... HEY! >O
Kanan: [sticks her tongue out] Nyeah! You lied to me first. Hmph.
Saki: That little brat! Dad! ... Dad, wake up! Do you see what's going on here?! Hey!! Wake up!
Gojyo: ... @o@ Whaa...?
Kanan: Yeyy! Daddy, look what I bought! [giggles]
Gojyo: You let her get it for real?!
Hakkai: Aw, but she doesn't mean any thing bad by it. I'm sure she'll get tired of playing with it easily.
Gojyo: Do you HEAR yourself?!
Hakkai: ... yes. Last I checked, I was blind in one eye, and that's it.
Gojyo: Dammit, Gokai's gone now! Crap! He must've went off with that damn kid. These children...
Saki: Dad, if you keep worrying like that, your hair'll turn grey.
Koumyou: And fall out! =D
Kanan: Whee! *plays with it*
Gojyo: Stop talking about my hair!
Kanan: I love this place! Can we come back here again next time?!
Hakkai: ... ah... we'll think about it.
Gojyo: ... THINK ABOUT IT?!
Kanan: [ponders] Think about it= Yes. ^___^ Yaay!
Hakkai: -O___^;; Yare yare...
Saki: There's something seriously wrong with this picture... =___=;
Gojyo: ... like your panty-eating girlfriend? >\
Saki: [jumps back 5 ft away] Ahh! You heard that part?!
Koumyou: [with a piece of it hanging out of her mouth] What are you talking about?
Saki: You know, you pop up at the worst times!
Koumyou: How so?
Hakkai: You know, Gojyo, none of this had to happen if you hadn't let Kanan wander into the store.
Gojyo: ... but she wouldn't stay away from it!
Hakkai: Sounds like someone I know... [raises his eyebrow at Gojyo]
Gojyo: ... what's that supposed to mean?
Goku: ... heeey, what's in here? Eh, Hakkai, Gojyo? ... Koumyou?
Saki: We're gonna get kicked outta here soon...
Kanan: *is having fun*
Customer: How can any parent allow their kids to be in here?
Gojyo: So?! Someone wants to tutor me on parenthood, eh?!
Hakkai: ... Maa, maa... let's not start anything... or, we can just start leaving... ne, Kanan-chan?
Saki: Why does she get to decide?!
Kanan: Maybe if I save enough money, I can buy this store!
Hakkai: Maa, maa... you can think about that when you're old enough to understand...
Kanan: Aren't I old enough now? n__n?
Hakkai: ... not yet, dear, not yet.
Kanan: Aw p00 .___.
Saki: *pats her head* Actually... maybe you shouldn't... save it for somethin'... else. Just not this.
o___O;
Kanan: What's so wrong about it?
Gojyo: ... we'll tell you -later-.
Kanan: When's later? =D? How bout at dinner time?
Gojyo: DEFINATELY not dinner time.
Kanan: Right, right. Then before nap time! Instead of a bed time story? =D?
Gojyo: ... when I said later, I meant a -lot- later.
Kanan: Okay, tomorrow then. ^__^
Saki: -____-; She'll never get it...
Hakkai: Kanan-chan, what daddy's trying to say is later, when you're older, and more mature.
Gojyo: ... hopefully.
Kanan: But I'm more mature than Saki-neechan.
Saki: HEY!
Hakkai: Ahaha... -O___^;;
Gojyo: ... err... yeah, maybe, but you're more... naive?
Saki: Don't agree with her!
Gojyo: ... am I supposed to lie, then?
Saki: Uggh! Forget this! Koumyou, let's go make sweet love together then! [grumblegrumble]
Gojyo: O___O What?!
Koumyou: [grabs her bag] Coming~!
Hakkai: Ah hah... she's doing it in spite of you?
Gojyo: ... why doesn't anyone ever listen to me...?
Kanan: Sweet love? How does that taste? [blink blink]
Hakkai: ... well... you can find that out -later-...
Gojyo: As in, WAY later.
Kanan; >__< Ooooh! I'm tired of always having to wait
Hakkai: I'm sorry, honey, but it's not something you should be learning about in this point of your
life... when the time comes... we'll tell you about it.
Saki: We learned about the facts of life by the incessant sounds coming from your bedroom every week. [dashes outta there]
Kanan: Huh? [tilts her head]
Gojyo: >\ ...
Kanan: What's--
Hakkai: Ah. Kanan-chan, that'll be enough today. Don't listen to your sister.
Gojyo: ... what a troublemaker... that girl...
Hakkai: ... she gets it from a certain red-haired father of hers...
Gojyo: Who is this red-haired father you speak of?! Are you cheating on me?!
Hakkai: ...
Kanan: [More confused.]
Salesdude: Um, sir. May I interest you in a two for one offer?
Gojyo: ... wha? Come again?
Hakkai: -O___^;
Kanan: =D?
Kanan: All the big kids left already. What are they doing? ^__^?
Hakkai: Ah... nothing. Really...
Kanan: .__. If you say so..
Hakkai: *pats her head* Let's go home, ne? I think we've spent too much time here.
Kanan: Aww... okay. u___u
Now to do homework. =___=;
Kanan: Huh? Daddy, what's in that store? [points]
Gojyo: ... which store?
Kanan: Sp.. spp.. [can barely read].. Spencers? ^__^?
Gojyo: ... O___O It's nothing!
Kanan: But it says it's a gift store... let's buy stuff!
Gojyo: There isn't anything... (for anyone your age) in there for you to look at... O___O
Kanan: B-but... I never got to pick out a present for you.. for your birthday. ;___; I wanna go in there. Pwease?
Gojyo: ... but... but... ah... *having a spaz attack*
Kanan: [practically half way in the store] Oooo...
Gojyo: H-hey! Kanan, wait! O____O
Kanan: [wanders around in each aisle] ^___^
Gojyo: OMFGOMFG she -really- shouldn't be in here at this age...
Kanan: *_____________*; [comes running to Gojyo] DADDY! It's a cucumber!
Gojyo: O___O Kanan, no... (thinking: ... hey, is that new?)
Kanan: Look! It can move! [waves it around] Can I get it? =D?
Gojyo: *is about to faint* Kanan... that... it... Gahh...
Kanan: Wow! They sell toys here too! [wanders]
Gojyo: *holds onto a shelf to keep himself from falling over* O__O Err, Kanan... we -really- shouldn't be
here...
Kanan: But... this stuff is so cool! Can you buy some of this for me to bring to show and tell? ^___^
Gojyo: *faint* @o@
Kanan: Ano? [tilts her head in confusion]
Saki: *walks by with Hakkai and Gokai* ... *looks in* Heeey... is that... Kanan? O__o;;
Gokai: How can dad let her in there?!
Saki: [squints] What the... OMFG. Is Chung in there too? o__0;;
Gokai: ... #O__O# Ohhhhh my gawd...
Hakkai: They really shouldn't allow children in there... -O__^;;
Kanan: [bumps into Chung] Sorry. Hey! Look, daddy, it's onii-chan's boyfriend-san! :3 [pointage]
Gojyo: *is still unconcious*
Gokai: *whispers to Chung* ... what are you doing in here?
Chung: I'm only getting the stuff that we'll.. :cough:need.. later.:cough:
Gokai: ... ^^; Ohhh... okay...
Kanan: Waii! They have a sale on the toys over there! [somehow manages to drag her unconscious father to
the next aisle]
Hakkai: *watches Gojyo's limp body get dragged around by their 4 year old daughter* ... -O___O
Kanan: Hulloo, mama~! [huge innocent grin on her face] Daddy decided to take a nap all of a sudden. How
silly!
Hakkai: *waves with a nervous smile on his face* Ah... hello! -O___^;;;; Ne... Kanan-chan... why are you in here?
Kanan: I wanted to buy stuff from the money daddy gave me. Wee~! There's so many cool things in here![frolics]
Hakkai: ... anou... this store is... for... older people, Kanan-chan...
Kanan: ;__; Older people? But why would big people wanna play with toys? [pout] T___T
Hakkai: ... -o___^;; Well... they're... special toys..
Kanan: Special? That's not fair! Kids should have special toys too! ;___;
Saki: [laughing her head off in the background]
Gokai: O___O
Chung: ... your little sister... would scare me, if I weren't me.
Saki: [slaps Chung on the back] Hmm. So what's our esteemed class president doing here? >]
Chung: ... ah, the usual... what else would one be doing in a store like this?
Gokai: *palmface*
Saki: ô__0; Hahah. I love how he's so open to it. I don't understand why anyone would wanna shop in here--
Koumyou: Hey! I didn't know you guys shopped here too.
Saki: [falls]
Gokai: *laughs* Ahaha...
Saki: WTF are YOU doing here?
Koumyou: *__* They got yummy food! Try the tooty fruity!
Saki: @_______@;;
Gokai: *falls to the floor*
Koumyou: They come in so many different flavors.. .and you can wear them too!
Saki: -____-; OMG...
Chung: *just kind of... stares* Your girlfriend is weird.
Saki: Quit laughing, Gokai!
Kanan: I'm gonna buy all these cucumber toys so then Kyurri-chan isn't lonely. [carrying a pile of them in
her arms]
Hakkai: -O___^;; I tried...
Gojyo: *finally wakes up* Oww... why does my head hurt...?
Hakkai: So, finally awake are we?
Kanan: DADDY! Look! [shows him all the stuff in her arms] ^_________^
Gojyo: O___O That's, uh... nice.
Kanan: Isn't it?!
Saki: Sanzo-jiichan actually lets you buy that stuff? >>;
Gojyo and Hakkai: ... *smile nervously and look at each other*
Koumyou: ... yeah...
Saki: I'm raised in such a prude environment... [/sarcasm] =___=;
Koumyou: *buys stuff*
Kanan: Yaaaay! *gets saved birthday money from her purse* =D
Gojyo: [leers at Hakkai] It was your idea to give her that much money...
Hakkai: ... well, I didn't think it would come down to something like this...
Gojyo: If Kanan buys this with her money... what do you think the twins do with theirs..? Kanan's more innocent... what could those two be buying? [slowly turns to look at them]
Hakkai: ... anou...
Gojyo: [turns more of his attention to Gokai] T___T Hmm.
Hakkai: Maa maa, Gojyo. Don't rush to conclusions...
Gokai: Dad's staring at me kinda funny...
Chung: *holds up some flavored panties in front of Gokai's face*
Gokai: [freaks out] Do you not see what that boyfriend of his is holding?! ÒmÓ!
-customers at the store stop and look at him-
Hakkai: ... -O___^;; Well...
Kanan: Those look pretty! Can I get one of those too?!
Gojyjo: [faint]
Hakkai: ... ah... well... remember the deal, Kanan-chan?
Kanan: [bluntly] Nope, I don't. =D?
Hakkai: Only -one- item from here, okay?
Kanan: >__<; Oh p00! [runs to Saki] Onee-chan, can you buys those for me?
Hakkai: It went right over her head. -O__^;
Gojyo: *is just kinda passed out on the floor*
Saki: ... eh?
Kanan: There! Like what Koumyou-san has! And that dude Chung too! I can only buy one thing... so if you get something for me, then I'll be able to get both. ^__^
Saki: ... oh... oooohhhh... *looks over to Hakkai* Err... but I... don't have any money left?
Kanan: [eyes tear up] ;___; [sniffle]
Saki: Damn, she can be so manipulative... it's scary. o.o;
Saki: Well... *her wallet falls out*
Hakkai: -O__o;;
Gokai: Nice job.
Kanan: [gasp] You lie!
Saki: ... it's... empty? =D?
Kanan: [opens it] Empty like your head! [waves money around] >/
Saki: *palm-->face* Oi...
Gokai: ... reaaally nice.
Saki: ... I tried...
Saki: I'd shut up if I were you, Mr. Cherry-Flavored thong!
Gokai: Hey! Your girlfriend has tooty fruity so I wouldn't talk!
Hakkai: ... -O__^;; And we're still here... [uneasy laugh]
Gojyo: *is STILL out of it*
Koumyou: ... want some?
Hakkai: Perhaps it's best if he is unconscious right now..
Saki: T___T Not now, Koumyou...
Koumyou: Why not? It's good!
Chung: *drags Gokai off*
Kanan: [buys everything with Saki's money] ^__^
-cashier is stricken with shock-
Hakkai: Yare yare desu ne... -O___^;;
Saki: ... HEY! >O
Kanan: [sticks her tongue out] Nyeah! You lied to me first. Hmph.
Saki: That little brat! Dad! ... Dad, wake up! Do you see what's going on here?! Hey!! Wake up!
Gojyo: ... @o@ Whaa...?
Kanan: Yeyy! Daddy, look what I bought! [giggles]
Gojyo: You let her get it for real?!
Hakkai: Aw, but she doesn't mean any thing bad by it. I'm sure she'll get tired of playing with it easily.
Gojyo: Do you HEAR yourself?!
Hakkai: ... yes. Last I checked, I was blind in one eye, and that's it.
Gojyo: Dammit, Gokai's gone now! Crap! He must've went off with that damn kid. These children...
Saki: Dad, if you keep worrying like that, your hair'll turn grey.
Koumyou: And fall out! =D
Kanan: Whee! *plays with it*
Gojyo: Stop talking about my hair!
Kanan: I love this place! Can we come back here again next time?!
Hakkai: ... ah... we'll think about it.
Gojyo: ... THINK ABOUT IT?!
Kanan: [ponders] Think about it= Yes. ^___^ Yaay!
Hakkai: -O___^;; Yare yare...
Saki: There's something seriously wrong with this picture... =___=;
Gojyo: ... like your panty-eating girlfriend? >\
Saki: [jumps back 5 ft away] Ahh! You heard that part?!
Koumyou: [with a piece of it hanging out of her mouth] What are you talking about?
Saki: You know, you pop up at the worst times!
Koumyou: How so?
Hakkai: You know, Gojyo, none of this had to happen if you hadn't let Kanan wander into the store.
Gojyo: ... but she wouldn't stay away from it!
Hakkai: Sounds like someone I know... [raises his eyebrow at Gojyo]
Gojyo: ... what's that supposed to mean?
Goku: ... heeey, what's in here? Eh, Hakkai, Gojyo? ... Koumyou?
Saki: We're gonna get kicked outta here soon...
Kanan: *is having fun*
Customer: How can any parent allow their kids to be in here?
Gojyo: So?! Someone wants to tutor me on parenthood, eh?!
Hakkai: ... Maa, maa... let's not start anything... or, we can just start leaving... ne, Kanan-chan?
Saki: Why does she get to decide?!
Kanan: Maybe if I save enough money, I can buy this store!
Hakkai: Maa, maa... you can think about that when you're old enough to understand...
Kanan: Aren't I old enough now? n__n?
Hakkai: ... not yet, dear, not yet.
Kanan: Aw p00 .___.
Saki: *pats her head* Actually... maybe you shouldn't... save it for somethin'... else. Just not this.
o___O;
Kanan: What's so wrong about it?
Gojyo: ... we'll tell you -later-.
Kanan: When's later? =D? How bout at dinner time?
Gojyo: DEFINATELY not dinner time.
Kanan: Right, right. Then before nap time! Instead of a bed time story? =D?
Gojyo: ... when I said later, I meant a -lot- later.
Kanan: Okay, tomorrow then. ^__^
Saki: -____-; She'll never get it...
Hakkai: Kanan-chan, what daddy's trying to say is later, when you're older, and more mature.
Gojyo: ... hopefully.
Kanan: But I'm more mature than Saki-neechan.
Saki: HEY!
Hakkai: Ahaha... -O___^;;
Gojyo: ... err... yeah, maybe, but you're more... naive?
Saki: Don't agree with her!
Gojyo: ... am I supposed to lie, then?
Saki: Uggh! Forget this! Koumyou, let's go make sweet love together then! [grumblegrumble]
Gojyo: O___O What?!
Koumyou: [grabs her bag] Coming~!
Hakkai: Ah hah... she's doing it in spite of you?
Gojyo: ... why doesn't anyone ever listen to me...?
Kanan: Sweet love? How does that taste? [blink blink]
Hakkai: ... well... you can find that out -later-...
Gojyo: As in, WAY later.
Kanan; >__< Ooooh! I'm tired of always having to wait
Hakkai: I'm sorry, honey, but it's not something you should be learning about in this point of your
life... when the time comes... we'll tell you about it.
Saki: We learned about the facts of life by the incessant sounds coming from your bedroom every week. [dashes outta there]
Kanan: Huh? [tilts her head]
Gojyo: >\ ...
Kanan: What's--
Hakkai: Ah. Kanan-chan, that'll be enough today. Don't listen to your sister.
Gojyo: ... what a troublemaker... that girl...
Hakkai: ... she gets it from a certain red-haired father of hers...
Gojyo: Who is this red-haired father you speak of?! Are you cheating on me?!
Hakkai: ...
Kanan: [More confused.]
Salesdude: Um, sir. May I interest you in a two for one offer?
Gojyo: ... wha? Come again?
Hakkai: -O___^;
Kanan: =D?
Kanan: All the big kids left already. What are they doing? ^__^?
Hakkai: Ah... nothing. Really...
Kanan: .__. If you say so..
Hakkai: *pats her head* Let's go home, ne? I think we've spent too much time here.
Kanan: Aww... okay. u___u
Now to do homework. =___=;