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Some thoughts of my own on voting tomorrow...
I'm voting for anyone who is on the side of the President. George W. Bush recently (and with a little help from his friends) suspended Habeas Corpus. I think that's good, because them's foreign words, and we have enough of those damned illegals in this country already! I mean, well, the ones who mow my grass I tolerate, but I'd never let them in the house for a glass of water or to use the restroom -- cooties!
You know what I wish? I wish Rush Limbaugh would run for office. All those damn Cali-forny liberals with their "diseases" and "shakes" and "over-medicated" stuff - ewww! Boring! Let's get back to exciting talk, like torturing the infidels! He knows how to shut them Libs up and make a positive difference. Plus, with a good man like Rush in office, I'm sure my doctor would be much happier about filling my Valium 'script each day.
And let's not even get started on gay marriage! Marriage is supposed to be between a man and a woman, and his hidden-away gay lover. Not between two men! Duh! Two women is OK, if they're married to the same man, and they live in Utah.
So I urge all of you: please don't vote for change! We're really turning a corner here! Some might call it running around in squares, but I call it Super! Thanks for asking!
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I'm voting for anyone who is on the side of the President. George W. Bush recently (and with a little help from his friends) suspended Habeas Corpus. I think that's good, because them's foreign words, and we have enough of those damned illegals in this country already! I mean, well, the ones who mow my grass I tolerate, but I'd never let them in the house for a glass of water or to use the restroom -- cooties!
You know what I wish? I wish Rush Limbaugh would run for office. All those damn Cali-forny liberals with their "diseases" and "shakes" and "over-medicated" stuff - ewww! Boring! Let's get back to exciting talk, like torturing the infidels! He knows how to shut them Libs up and make a positive difference. Plus, with a good man like Rush in office, I'm sure my doctor would be much happier about filling my Valium 'script each day.
And let's not even get started on gay marriage! Marriage is supposed to be between a man and a woman, and his hidden-away gay lover. Not between two men! Duh! Two women is OK, if they're married to the same man, and they live in Utah.
So I urge all of you: please don't vote for change! We're really turning a corner here! Some might call it running around in squares, but I call it Super! Thanks for asking!
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