Gender Bent Hankinator - Crack RP w/ Yoshi <3

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Dermott's small pocket knife scraped the metal shavings from the doorknob onto the floor. Damn. Breaking and entering could be such a bitch! But he was going to do it in under 5 minutes... 6 minutes. Okay 7. 7! He'd do it under 7 miutes to show Hank he could. Give him a break his hands were sweaty. Apparently hank hadn't been framiliar with the

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Dermott heard the sad sigh before Hank's drag and realized he said something he shouldn't. He took the cigarette out of his own mouth and cuddled Hank closely to his chest as he had before when reassuring him.

Dermott>>> DUH it's fine with me! Sure a pussy may feel better than an ass. But.... ya know. If I got you around, I don't really care what you have.
He struggled to sound manly as he said it.

Hank removed in own cancer stick before nuzzling into Dermott's chest...sure, he was over come with love, but he wasn't STUPID and he wasn't gonna burn Dermott by accident like a stooge

Dermott felt Hank hold him tighter
.... and moved his hand back up to cup a breast.
Hank>>>Mm...I love you, Der-
Dermott>>> But I suppose yer dingus is about as fun as these...
Hank looked up from Dermott's chest feeling his big hand cup his equally big and...sensitive breast.
Hank>>>Heh, way to ruin a mushy moment, babe. But go right ahead...
Dermott chuckled before squeezing down gentley.
Dermott>>> Mushy? Or squishy?
Hank>>>Oooooh...mmm...wait, what?
Hank...clearly wasn't listening...
He was to busy being turned the heck ON!

Dermott squeezed a little harder, moving his other hand to the vacant boob beside it.
Hank>>>AH! YESsssss!
Hank cried, flopping back on the mattress.
Like some kinda...sexy fish.
Dermott was close to drooling as he as he watched Hank flailing with lust as he groped them in circles, lowering his face closer to Hank's.

Dermott>>> It seems like it's more your birthday than mine...
he whispered his hot breath into his ear.
Hank stopped flailing around the second his hot breath hit his ear...and he started grinning cheekily.
Hank>>>Hey - my bod is your birthday gift...so far I've been letting you do whatever you want to it. If all you wanna do is get me off that's FINE by me!
Dermott removed his hands from Hank's breasts, deciding to pull tightly at one of Hank's nipples, waching it rise slowly as he released it.
Dermott>>> Well, if your gonna put it like that... how about you use these guys? Since "Hankinator" is taken, what's their names ?
Hank gasped as Dermott pinched one of his nipples...not because it HURT (that much) but because it sent a jolt to his groin that had just recovered from being attacked by Dermott's tongue
Hank>>>OH! Umm...heh...what do you want me to use "Batman and Robin" for?
Hank giggled, at his spur-of-the-moment naming of his nipples inbetween writhing under Dermott

Dermott almost GIGGLED at that. Of course Hank would name them after the dark Knight and his ward. He tugged the same nipple again, a little harder before realising it, and feeling his penis pulsing as he watched redness gather at the tip.
Dermott>>> A boob job. If this is the last time they're gonna, fight crime with us...
He bent down sucking on the nipple he had been teasing, and letting go again.
Dermott>>> Than they should go out in style.