I live a hypocritical life

[carsondude]

All about me:
I hate people
I love jazz
I hate music
I am a christian
I hate religion
I hate band
I am band president
I am lazy
I hate letting a day go to waste
I like to read
I hate books
People either love me...or hate me
I hate hypocritical people
I am hypocritical.
-carson