i think i am so funny sometimes
despite everything you might have heard, i didn't annoy, force, plead, plunder, stage, faint, overdramatize, sneak, tap, tickle, kiss, bite, pinch, pummel, talk, or grin ANYONE into reviving these here journals. just so we're all super clear on that from the very beginning. everything that has happened between the last time we updated and now was done out of complete free will, and DESPITE anything you might have heard, that free will was indeed free, and very, very willing.
now that all that happy stuff is cleared up, how is everyone? we really have been away way too long, and i'm actually surprised how nice it feels to be writing in this silly journal, especially after its sat idle for so damn long. i forgot how much fun we actually used to have here, and i forgot about it entirely, until the day we found the nasty stories, and it rekindled all my crazy memories, and it all came flooding back, like the molassas over boston.
if it wasn't past five in the morning, i would take the time to write down everything that's been going on, just to fill the world in on my activities, but it's not hard to find a good fan site of me out there (trust me, i get off on looking......) and if you are really that interested in me, you'll already know that and nothing ventured, nothing gained, no harm, no foul, and speaking of fowl, i'm actually really hungry all of a sudden.
i guess my extra hard banging on my laptop keys did the trick, because here comes beastly bear trudging down the hallway, asking me just what the hell i'm doing and why i'm still awake. i think there's a twenty-four hour mcdonald's just a couple of blocks down from our apartment, and since he's mostly asleep, i bet i can even trick him into accompanying me, paying for me, and even eating a french fry for me. for my life. now, if taking advantage of his mostly-asleep state isn't love, i don't know what is.
now that all that happy stuff is cleared up, how is everyone? we really have been away way too long, and i'm actually surprised how nice it feels to be writing in this silly journal, especially after its sat idle for so damn long. i forgot how much fun we actually used to have here, and i forgot about it entirely, until the day we found the nasty stories, and it rekindled all my crazy memories, and it all came flooding back, like the molassas over boston.
if it wasn't past five in the morning, i would take the time to write down everything that's been going on, just to fill the world in on my activities, but it's not hard to find a good fan site of me out there (trust me, i get off on looking......) and if you are really that interested in me, you'll already know that and nothing ventured, nothing gained, no harm, no foul, and speaking of fowl, i'm actually really hungry all of a sudden.
i guess my extra hard banging on my laptop keys did the trick, because here comes beastly bear trudging down the hallway, asking me just what the hell i'm doing and why i'm still awake. i think there's a twenty-four hour mcdonald's just a couple of blocks down from our apartment, and since he's mostly asleep, i bet i can even trick him into accompanying me, paying for me, and even eating a french fry for me. for my life. now, if taking advantage of his mostly-asleep state isn't love, i don't know what is.