Baaaaaa
On the twelfth day of Christmas, carrot_princess sent to me...
Twelve slurpees knitting
Eleven travis sleeping
Ten jesus a-spelling
Nine apples driving
Eight potatoes a-colouring
Seven strawberries a-writing
Six missionaries a-cooking
Five ni-i-i-ice pens
Four wine gums
Three my friends
Two small things
...and a bacon in a lingerie.