just have some fun

[carrot_carrot]

I’ve divorced better men than you, and worn more expensive shoes than these, so don’t think for a second that this is the biggest come-down I’ve ever had to make.

I write the best literature this country has ever seen. And then the spell checker tells me to kill, kill, kill.

Comments

[_wurlitzer]

oh my god. so good. i love this. you have no idea. you know when something gives you chills? totally gave me chills. more more more.