Some words of wisdom
-A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
-Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
-Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
-From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
-Go, and never darken my towels again.
-I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
-I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
-I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
-Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
-My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
-Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
-She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
-Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-Women should be obscene and not heard.
-Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
-No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant -got into my pajamas I'll never know.
-I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in -my socks.
-Here's to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!
-I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.
--Groucho Marx
A great and a wise man. Truly.
-Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
-Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
-From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
-Go, and never darken my towels again.
-I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
-I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
-I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
-Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
-My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
-Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
-She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
-Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-Women should be obscene and not heard.
-Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
-No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant -got into my pajamas I'll never know.
-I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in -my socks.
-Here's to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!
-I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.
--Groucho Marx
A great and a wise man. Truly.