May 19, 2006 18:06
Spamming, but you know, it was
I watched the episode, in spite of the clever advices by my friends... but I think my choice was the right one for me.
It was the most boooring thing I've watched since the times of CSI Miami, when I had tried to watch a few episodes, giving up very soon.
I watched the terrible Danny/Elena scene.
well, I dreaded worried-Danny more than Danny kissing her. But I did expect to watch concerned-Danny (because these authors are so predictable, apart from being terrible at writing),
so I'll tell you, I was like under a surgery, resigned and under anaesthetics. I felt nothing. No pain. No wonder. Nothing at all. I even had the time to think that Enrique was really happy, maybe, so I should be happy for him (and that's helps me to state that their scenes come absolutely out of the blue, so that you start thinking about the actors instead of the characters).
When the episode ended, I stood up and turned everything off feeling strangely euphoric. I suspect they added laughing gas to my anaesthesy.
I won't touch subjects like Jack's angst, Jack's lonesome left tear, that this time didn't make to his cheek, Anne being pregnant (what a huge cliffhanger for this summer!!!).
What's left to say? That I almost fell asleep more than once. I actually closed my eyes in oblivion.
Sadly, the ugliest scene was the Danny/Martin one, no interaction, they just looked tired and fed up (too many cuts of that scene?)
Now, of course the fact that we had the biggestwhoreonearth on screen for most of the time, together with angsty-yawn-Jack, means that I'm not happy. But for the moment I don't want to wake up.
Jesus, the anaesthesy is fading and I'm starting to feel some pain...
Anyway, I had an idea while watching that apparently I'm not the only one who think:
the AU is what we watched and what we write is the real WaT. Think about it: we would be killed rather than to write Danny and Martin out of character, and what do the authors do? They make everybody play absolutely out of character. More AU than that!!
If I were a casual watcher, so not involved, not a Danny (my Danny, not this Danny) lover, not a slasher, my final comment would be:
BOOORING!! And stupid (Jack listening to the the tape wins the contest for the most idiotic scene).
rant,
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