*2; video

[mezzo_giorno]

[The nation is sitting on his bed, one hand holding the device, one something on his head. When he takes the hand away, you can see that it is a nearly complete tomato, the bottom of it seems to be... inside his head.

Does it need to be mentioned that he's in a state of panic?] Make it stop!

Comments

[Video]

[de_bel_survivor]

What the--?

[He's not imagining it, is he?]

[Video]

[mezzo_giorno]

It doesn't stop and doesn't just come out, dammit, make it go away!

[Video]

[de_bel_survivor]

I don't know how but calm down!

[Video]

[mezzo_giorno]

There are stupid things coming out of my body, there has never anything come out of there in over fucking twothousand years, make it stop now you bastard, dammit!

[Video]

[de_bel_survivor]

[Wait, what?] Two thousand--I don't know how to stop them! And what do you mean, over two thousand years?

[Video]

[mezzo_giorno]

[Distracted for a few moments.]

What I said, dammit.

[Video]

[de_bel_survivor]

...You said there's never anything coming out of there in two thousand years.

[What are you, a god?]

[Video]

[mezzo_giorno]

Exactly. Maybe blood at one point, but not ...fucking things!

[Video]

[de_bel_survivor]

Okay...so any idea what it is? It's not a pimple...is it?

[Video]

[mezzo_giorno]

IT'S NOT, DAMMIT!!!!

[Video]

[mezzo_giorno]

It looks like a tomato.

[Video]

[de_bel_survivor]

...If you squeeze it, will tomato juice come out?

Re: [Video]

[mezzo_giorno]

And what if blood comes out? I'm not in a mood to hurt myself experimenting, dammit.

[Video]

[de_bel_survivor]

So it's a tomato-looking...blob? Who knows, then.

[Video]

[mezzo_giorno]

Make it go away.

[And the tomato ...decides to be finished now and drop onto the sheets next to him. Cue distrustful staring.]

[Video]

[de_bel_survivor]

...Did it just dropped from you?