[Okay. After about five minutes of shock and three of considering threadjacking, you now believe you know how to proceed.]
Alright It Seems To Have Been Established That Youre Here Since Apparently Nobody Else Has Made Themselves Available For Actual Explanations Ill Do That So Theres Good News And Bad News The Good News Is That This Season Is Approximately The Human Equivalent Of Twelfth Perigees Eve
ThErE's MoRe MiRaClE nEwS tHaN jUsT tHaT, mY SiStEr. tHaT pReTtY jAdE gReEn uP AnD dAzZlInG mY LoOkStUbS iS gOoD nEwS. AnD tHe SlImE aNd ReCoOpErAcOoN aRe MoThErFuCkIn BeSt NeWs. bUt TwElFtH PeRiGeEs EvE? We AlL GoInG tO uP aNd DeCoRaTe? bEcAuSe I AiN't Up AnD gOt DoWn WiTh ThAt MuCh BeFoRe WhEn ThE oLd GoAt DiDn'T uP aNd CoMe BaCk HiVe. MaKeS a BrOtHeR GeT hIs ExCiTe On To ThInK On It.
{{ There's more miracle news than just that, my sister. That pretty jade green up and dazzling my lookstubs is good news. And the slime and recooperacoon are motherfucking best news. But Twelfth Perigees Eve? We all going to up and decorate? Because I ain't up and got down with that much before when the Old Goat didn't up and come back hive. Makes a brother get his excite on to think on it.}}
Okay Yeah It Is I Guess I Took That For Granted Eridan And Ive Been Here For A While There Are Also About Ten Or So Humans But They Should Be Able To Introduce Themselves
The Decorations Have Already Been Provided You Can See The Behemoth Leaving Analogue In One Of The Common Rooms And It Is Thoroughly Ornamented Were Doing More Working On Arranging The Gifts And Food And Things Right Now Its A Good Thing There Arent Calendars So We Can Do This At Our Leisure
AnY oThEr Of OuR tRoLl BrOtHeRs AnD sIsTeRs ArOuNd In HeRe? aNd I'm TaLkInG wItH tHe PiNk AlIeNs RiGht NoW. :o) HoNk!
SoUnDs LiKe A bRoThEr Is Up AnD aRriViNg JuSt In TiMe. i cAn Be AlL aDdInG sOmE pIe tO tHe FoOd. I aIn'T eVeR gOt To Be GiViNg NoBoDy A tAsTe Of My PiE bEfOrE.
{{Any other troll brothers and sisters around in here? And I'm talking witht he pink aliens right now. :o) Honk!
Sounds like a brother is up and arriving just in time. I can be all adding some pie to the food. I ain't ever got to be giving nobody a taste of my pie before.}}
Are You Sure That Would Be The Best Idea Though You Know That The Substances Effect On Our Species Is A Strong One We Have No Idea Whether Its Safe For The Humans Whether
ThE iMpS dOnE hAd No TrOuBlEs WiTh It. bUt MaYbE oNlY a LiTtLe TaStE fOr ThE hUmAnS fIrSt. Up AnD sEe WhAt AlL iT dOeS aNd ThE fEeLs iT bUbBlEs Up In ThEm. wOuLdN't WaNt To MaKe tHe CuTe PiNk MoThErFuCkErS fEeL aLl SiCk AnD sHiT.
{{The imps done had no troubles with it. But maybe only a little taste for the humans first. Up and see what all it does and the feels it bubbles up in them. Wouldn't want to make the cute pink motherfuckers feel all sick and shit.}}
Well Even The Imps Have Carapaces And By Social Custom Are Quite Like Trolls Who Have Sopor On Their Skin Every Night Humans Do No Such Thing Are You Really Quite Sure Itll Be Alright
DoN't GeT yOuR wOrRy On, SiStEr. jUsT a TinY mOtHeRfUcKiN bItE hArDlY kIcKs No FeElS aT AlL. If SlImE uP aNd GiVeS tHeM bAd FeElS iT wOuLd OnLy Be A lItTlE bAd AnD nOt LaSt LoNg NeItHeR.
{{Don't get your worry on, sister. Just a tiny motherfcuking bite hardly kicks no feels at all. If slime up and gives them bad feels it would only be a little bad and not last long neither.}}
[Of course, he's a long-term addict, so whether or not his word could be believed...]
Youre Really Sure About That Consider How Physiologically Different The Humans Are With Their "Pinkness" And Softness You Can See Their Veins Through Their Skin Sometimes Im Really Not Sure This Is A Good Idea Would You Feed Sopor To A Cat Or Nepeta Come To Think Of It Would You Feed It To Her
But Imagine Nepeta Making The Realization That She Has Dextral Extremities And Truly Observing Them :33 < *arsenicCatnip S33s That She Has Claws On Her Dextral Extremities* :33 < They Are R33lly Shiny :33 < !!! :33 < *arsenicCatnip Says* :33 < *arsenicCatnip Brings Her Claws Towards Her Ocular Globes To Better Observe Them* :33 < *arsenicCatnip No Longer Possesses Ocular Globes* :33 < *arsenicCatnip Makes This Expression* :33 < :((
Oh NaW, tHaT wOuLd MaKe Me GeT mY SaDs On. bUt ThIs BrOtHeR tHiNkS yOu sHoUlD aLl Up AnD tRy SoMe PiE bEfOrE tRyInG tO gEt YoUr ExPlAiN oN hOw It Up AnD FeElS. PrObAbLy ShE'd AlL Up AnD gEt HeR bEsT CaTnAp On WiTh ThE mOsT mIrAcLe DrEaMs.
... I Definitely Needed To Type That Even Though It Conveys No Other Information Than An Uncertain Pause I Will Acknowledge My Lack Of Experience With The Substance But Gamzee Dont You Think Theres A Reason Youre The Only Member Of Our Group Who Has Ever Eaten Slime
I Dont Mean To Malign Your Habit But None Of Us Have Ever Even Tried It Before We Were Always Told Not To
I aLwAyS gOt My WoNdEr On WhY. nO OnE eVeR uP aNd SaId FoR mE nOt To, UnTiL kArKaT aNd EqUiUs. ThEy NeVeR hAd No ReAl ReAsOn To GiVe At Me, ExCePt ThAt It WaS bAd FoR a BrOtHeR. uP AnD aLl HuRtInG mE aNd ShIt. BuT tHeRe'S nO HuRtS uP AnD sInGiNg ThRoUgH mE. i DoN't Up AnD sEe NoThInG gOnE bAd AbOuT mE, eItHeR. Do YoU?
Well Okay Ive Never Really Confronted This Question Before Actually I Mostly Took My Mother Grubs Suggestion On It But I Think The Idea Is Something Along The Lines Of How Its Not Really Food Is It It Isnt Made Of A Very Substantial Plant Or Meat And Usually Its Just Applied To The Skin So Actually Eating The Substance Is Definitely Different From Getting It That Way
So Thats Probably Part Of Why We Were Warned Against It
I'm Up AnD tHiNkInG iT wOrKs MoThErFuCkIn BeTtEr In A pIe. aLl BeInG sTrOnGeR wItH tHe GoOd FeElS aNd NaPs. BuT i'M nOt AlL kNoWiNg If It'S a FoOd Or NoT.
Alright
It Seems To Have Been Established That Youre Here
Since Apparently Nobody Else Has Made Themselves Available For Actual Explanations
Ill Do That
So Theres Good News And Bad News
The Good News Is That This Season Is Approximately The Human Equivalent Of Twelfth Perigees Eve
Actually
Thats Pretty Much All The Good News
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tHaT pReTtY jAdE gReEn uP AnD dAzZlInG mY LoOkStUbS iS gOoD nEwS.
AnD tHe SlImE aNd ReCoOpErAcOoN aRe MoThErFuCkIn BeSt NeWs.
bUt TwElFtH PeRiGeEs EvE?
We AlL GoInG tO uP aNd DeCoRaTe?
bEcAuSe I AiN't Up AnD gOt DoWn WiTh ThAt MuCh BeFoRe WhEn ThE oLd GoAt DiDn'T uP aNd CoMe BaCk HiVe.
MaKeS a BrOtHeR GeT hIs ExCiTe On To ThInK On It.
{{ There's more miracle news than just that, my sister. That pretty jade green up and dazzling my lookstubs is good news. And the slime and recooperacoon are motherfucking best news. But Twelfth Perigees Eve? We all going to up and decorate? Because I ain't up and got down with that much before when the Old Goat didn't up and come back hive. Makes a brother get his excite on to think on it.}}
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I Guess I Took That For Granted
Eridan And Ive Been Here For A While
There Are Also About Ten Or So Humans
But They Should Be Able To Introduce Themselves
The Decorations Have Already Been Provided
You Can See The Behemoth Leaving Analogue In One Of The Common Rooms
And It Is Thoroughly Ornamented
Were Doing More Working On Arranging The Gifts And Food And Things Right Now
Its A Good Thing There Arent Calendars So We Can Do This At Our Leisure
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aNd I'm TaLkInG wItH tHe PiNk AlIeNs RiGht NoW. :o)
HoNk!
SoUnDs LiKe A bRoThEr Is Up AnD aRriViNg JuSt In TiMe.
i cAn Be AlL aDdInG sOmE pIe tO tHe FoOd.
I aIn'T eVeR gOt To Be GiViNg NoBoDy A tAsTe Of My PiE bEfOrE.
{{Any other troll brothers and sisters around in here? And I'm talking witht he pink aliens right now. :o) Honk!
Sounds like a brother is up and arriving just in time. I can be all adding some pie to the food. I ain't ever got to be giving nobody a taste of my pie before.}}
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Well Now Three
Are You Sure That Would Be The Best Idea Though
You Know That The Substances Effect On Our Species Is A Strong One
We Have No Idea Whether Its Safe For The Humans
Whether
Whether They Can Handle All These Miracles
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bUt MaYbE oNlY a LiTtLe TaStE fOr ThE hUmAnS fIrSt.
Up AnD sEe WhAt AlL iT dOeS aNd ThE fEeLs iT bUbBlEs Up In ThEm.
wOuLdN't WaNt To MaKe tHe CuTe PiNk MoThErFuCkErS fEeL aLl SiCk AnD sHiT.
{{The imps done had no troubles with it. But maybe only a little taste for the humans first. Up and see what all it does and the feels it bubbles up in them. Wouldn't want to make the cute pink motherfuckers feel all sick and shit.}}
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Even The Imps Have Carapaces
And By Social Custom Are Quite Like Trolls
Who Have Sopor On Their Skin Every Night
Humans Do No Such Thing
Are You Really Quite Sure Itll Be Alright
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jUsT a TinY mOtHeRfUcKiN bItE hArDlY kIcKs No FeElS aT AlL.
If SlImE uP aNd GiVeS tHeM bAd FeElS iT wOuLd OnLy Be A lItTlE bAd AnD nOt LaSt LoNg NeItHeR.
{{Don't get your worry on, sister. Just a tiny motherfcuking bite hardly kicks no feels at all. If slime up and gives them bad feels it would only be a little bad and not last long neither.}}
[Of course, he's a long-term addict, so whether or not his word could be believed...]
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Consider How Physiologically Different The Humans Are
With Their "Pinkness" And Softness
You Can See Their Veins Through Their Skin Sometimes
Im Really Not Sure This Is A Good Idea
Would You Feed Sopor To A Cat
Or Nepeta Come To Think Of It
Would You Feed It To Her
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oR a MotHeRfUcKiN pUrRbEaSt ToO.
ThIs BrOtHeR wIlL aLwAyS sHaRe HiS pIe WiTh WhO aLl WaNtS sOmE.
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Imagine Nepeta Making The Realization That She Has Dextral Extremities And Truly Observing Them
:33 < *arsenicCatnip S33s That She Has Claws On Her Dextral Extremities*
:33 < They Are R33lly Shiny
:33 < !!!
:33 < *arsenicCatnip Says*
:33 < *arsenicCatnip Brings Her Claws Towards Her Ocular Globes To Better Observe Them*
:33 < *arsenicCatnip No Longer Possesses Ocular Globes*
:33 < *arsenicCatnip Makes This Expression*
:33 < :((
Do You Want That To Happen
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bUt ThIs BrOtHeR tHiNkS yOu sHoUlD aLl Up AnD tRy SoMe PiE bEfOrE tRyInG tO gEt YoUr ExPlAiN oN hOw It Up AnD FeElS.
PrObAbLy ShE'd AlL Up AnD gEt HeR bEsT CaTnAp On WiTh ThE mOsT mIrAcLe DrEaMs.
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I Definitely Needed To Type That
Even Though It Conveys No Other Information Than An Uncertain Pause
I Will Acknowledge My Lack Of Experience With The Substance But
Gamzee Dont You Think Theres A Reason Youre The Only Member Of Our Group Who Has Ever Eaten Slime
I Dont Mean To Malign Your Habit But None Of Us Have Ever Even Tried It Before
We Were Always Told Not To
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nO OnE eVeR uP aNd SaId FoR mE nOt To, UnTiL kArKaT aNd EqUiUs.
ThEy NeVeR hAd No ReAl ReAsOn To GiVe At Me, ExCePt ThAt It WaS bAd FoR a BrOtHeR.
uP AnD aLl HuRtInG mE aNd ShIt.
BuT tHeRe'S nO HuRtS uP AnD sInGiNg ThRoUgH mE.
i DoN't Up AnD sEe NoThInG gOnE bAd AbOuT mE, eItHeR.
Do YoU?
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Okay Ive Never Really Confronted This Question Before Actually
I Mostly Took My Mother Grubs Suggestion On It
But I Think The Idea Is Something Along The Lines Of How
Its Not Really Food Is It
It Isnt Made Of A Very Substantial Plant Or Meat
And Usually Its Just Applied To The Skin
So Actually Eating The Substance Is
Definitely Different From Getting It That Way
So Thats Probably Part Of Why We Were Warned Against It
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aLl BeInG sTrOnGeR wItH tHe GoOd FeElS aNd NaPs.
BuT i'M nOt AlL kNoWiNg If It'S a FoOd Or NoT.
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