WhoOoA, wHaT's ThIs AlL uP iN mY lOoKsTuBs LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLe? bIgGeSt MoThErFuCkIn PiNk AlIeN i EvEr Be SeTtInG tHeM aLl At! BuT gIvE a BrOtHeR a MiNuTe To Be AlL uP aNd FiGuRiNg WhAt YoU tElLiNg At Me. tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLe Of ViDeO iS mAkInG mY pUmPbIsCuIt AlL bUbBlInG uP aT mE lIkE a FaYgO. My FiRSt TiMe AlL hEaRiNg YoU pInK moThErFuCkErS tElLiNg ShIt At Me. uUuUh, FuCk. I wAs AlL gEtTiNg My ThInK oN bUt I fOrGoT WhErE tHeY At.
{{ Whooa, what's this all up in my lookstubs like a motherfucking miracle? Biggest motherfucking pink alien I ever be setting them all at! But give a brother a minute to be all up and figuring what you telling at me. This motherfucking miracle of video is making my pumpbiscuit all bubbling up at me like a Faygo. My first time all hearing you pink motherfuckers telling shit at me. Uuuuuh, fuck. I was all getting my think on but I forgot where they at. }}
[text] -> [video]honkalypseDecember 28 2011, 22:04:44 UTC
I uP AnD cOuLd TeLl It, BrOtHeR. bUt It WoUlDn'T mOtHeRfUcKiN rEaCh YoUr HeArDuCtS WaIt
{{I up and could tell it, brother. But it wouldn't motherfucking reach your hearducts-- Wait}}
[And it takes forever, because he gets distracted and zones out in the middle, but Gamzee finally manages to figure out how to switch over to video. He's got clown makeup on (smeared now, but he can't touch it up) and a little something bright neon green around his mouth. He looks high. And his voice isn't much better than his text, because his pitch flutters up and down the scale. It'd be musical...if he could keep any kind of melody and didn't go flat every few notes.]
Heeeey, motherfucker. Now I can up and tell this shit at you. Get your listen on, because I'm about to lay this on you--
Uuuh, what was I supposed to be up and telling at you again?
[He grins wide and vacantly, leaning forward so most of his horns are visible.]
I'm motherfucking me! Who else would a brother up and be? Honk!
And which part were you up and getting your confuse on about? I was asking for directing at a motherfucking kitchen and, uh. Fuck. I forgot what all else.
Haha, you up and got your look on at Eridan! He's all being a seadwelling troll, dig? Landdwellers don't got fins or gills up in here.
Relatives? I'm kicking all the confusion up in here. Only mother I've up and ever heard tell of is the Mother Grub what all lays every troll's eggs. You up and telling about the Mother Grub?
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bIgGeSt MoThErFuCkIn PiNk AlIeN i EvEr Be SeTtInG tHeM aLl At!
BuT gIvE a BrOtHeR a MiNuTe To Be AlL uP aNd FiGuRiNg WhAt YoU tElLiNg At Me.
tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLe Of ViDeO iS mAkInG mY pUmPbIsCuIt AlL bUbBlInG uP aT mE lIkE a FaYgO.
My FiRSt TiMe AlL hEaRiNg YoU pInK moThErFuCkErS tElLiNg ShIt At Me.
uUuUh, FuCk.
I wAs AlL gEtTiNg My ThInK oN bUt I fOrGoT WhErE tHeY At.
{{ Whooa, what's this all up in my lookstubs like a motherfucking miracle? Biggest motherfucking pink alien I ever be setting them all at! But give a brother a minute to be all up and figuring what you telling at me. This motherfucking miracle of video is making my pumpbiscuit all bubbling up at me like a Faygo. My first time all hearing you pink motherfuckers telling shit at me. Uuuuuh, fuck. I was all getting my think on but I forgot where they at. }}
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bUt It WoUlDn'T mOtHeRfUcKiN rEaCh YoUr HeArDuCtS
WaIt
{{I up and could tell it, brother. But it wouldn't motherfucking reach your hearducts-- Wait}}
[And it takes forever, because he gets distracted and zones out in the middle, but Gamzee finally manages to figure out how to switch over to video. He's got clown makeup on (smeared now, but he can't touch it up) and a little something bright neon green around his mouth. He looks high. And his voice isn't much better than his text, because his pitch flutters up and down the scale. It'd be musical...if he could keep any kind of melody and didn't go flat every few notes.]
Heeeey, motherfucker. Now I can up and tell this shit at you. Get your listen on, because I'm about to lay this on you--
Uuuh, what was I supposed to be up and telling at you again?
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I'm motherfucking me! Who else would a brother up and be? Honk!
And which part were you up and getting your confuse on about? I was asking for directing at a motherfucking kitchen and, uh. Fuck. I forgot what all else.
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[He'll blink for a minute at the latter statement, trying to parse it and probably failing miserably.]
Uh, what the motherfuck is incestuous intercourse? I done heard incestuous before...this got some shit to do with the Mother Grub?
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Relatives? I'm kicking all the confusion up in here. Only mother I've up and ever heard tell of is the Mother Grub what all lays every troll's eggs. You up and telling about the Mother Grub?
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