Why dont you suck a fart out my asshole?
Damn, i have nothing better to do than fill out this stuff. but i guess it'll make me think.
I Want: to fuck my best friend, and like it.
I Have: issues that are (seemingly) out of my control.
I Wish: i knew my forte.
I Hate: not being able to.
I Miss: my ignorance.
I Fear: that i might be wrong about all this.
I Hear: the phone ring and i cant answer because i ran out of minutes.
I Search For: a way for you to see the way i see me
I Wonder: if i'll ever start what i finish.
I Love: it all.
I Ache: because im fat and lazy and need to work out.
I Always: see him in my dreams.
I Am Not: your carpet ride. I am the sky.
I Dance: when my words cannot express...
I Sing: songs i wish i wrote.
I Cry: and i like it.
I Am Not Always: sensible.
I Write: my name with other people's last names.
I Win: when i dont expect it.
I Lose: myself in my thoughts. or maybe it's ADD.
I Confuse: my family.
I Need: to find a cute girl to blow the summer away with.
I Should: whip it out and shake it around a bit
x. father thinks I need: to visit soon.
x. mother thinks I am: setting myself up for failure.
x. makes me happy: it's you.
x. upsets me: it's you.
Yes or no...
x. you keep a diary: only to document my sadness.
x. you like to cook: i dont like it... im just damn good at it.
x. you have a secret you have not shared with anyone: no, unless i forgot it.
x. you set your watch ahead: ahead of what?
x. you bite your fingernails: mmmhm. it's good.
X you believe in love: yeah, but wouldnt it be better to have let the kid have a dad that wants him?
Who is...?
the prettiest female you know: angie is the best.
the weirdest person you know: uh, besides myself?
the loudest person you know: again, besides myself?
the sexiest person you know:? well, johnny and i havent officially met.
your closest friend: Lee
the person that knows the most about you: you'd have to ask them.
your crush: it's not a crush. it's cheese sandwich.
most boring teacher: i dont go enough to really know.
Do You...?
take a shower everyday: nope
think you've been in love: love in been you've think
want to get married: several times
have any tattoos/where?: nah, i never like anything enough
get motion sickness: when im on top for hours and dont come.
think you're a health freak: i think i should be
get along with your parents: define 'get along'
like thunderstorms: love them
WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF...
Ryan: cocoa pebbles
Rob: horoscopes
Drew: barrymore?
Stephanie: full house
Aaron: Abraham
Amy: Pink poer ranger
Will: you marry me?
Paul: where are you?
Eve:n if you dont love me i'll fuck you on thursdays.
John: was made to be flushed
Lauren: casey saw your tits
Alex: is Zukowski
Dave: Matthews Band is gnarly
Justin: Goof Troop
Cuddle or Make Out? depends how good you taste
Chocolate Milk, or Hot Chocolate? chocolate milk on long road trips
Milk, Dark, OR White Chocolate? dark
Vanilla OR Chocolate? strawberry
( In the past week have you.... )
Cried? tears flowed, but it was from allergies
Helped Someone? yep
Bought something? with money i didnt have
Gone to the Movies? dawn of the dead worked it for me
Gone out for Dinner? thanks josh
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? yep. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
Written a Real Letter? you mean like "F"? as in FUCK YOU!
Talked to an Ex? Isaiah is my bud for life.
Missed an Ex? yeah, but not for mushy reasons.
Written in a Journal? this doesnt count
Talked to a crush? i try to stay away.
Had a Serious Talk? about snakes.
Missed Someone? Always
Hugged someone? uh huh uh huh
Fought With Your Parents? her yelling and me listening isnt a fight. is it?
Fought With a Friend? yesh, shan's pissed im leaving
Would You Ever..
1. Eat a bug? if it came in a bottle of tequilla
2. Bungee jump? yup
3. Hang glide? uh huh
4. Kill someone? yeah, as long as i could eat part of em later.
5. Have sex with someone you dont love? usually.
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? as long as she was hot
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? mmmhm.
8. Parachute from a plane? sure
9. Walk on hot coals? if i had shoes on.
10. Go out with someone for their looks? ive done it. but it doesnt last damn mimbos.
11. For their reputation? if it said they were a good lover. then m-..YES
12. Be a vegetarian? no. i like to eat the meat.
13. Wear plaid with stripes? how can you have plaid without stripes?
14. IM a stranger? That's how i met lee. well, i emailed him.
15. Sing karaoke? Only at Filipino bars
16. Get drunk off your ass? i try to avoid it.
17. Shoplift? been there, done that.
18. Run a red light? it's the ADD man.
19. Star in a porn video? only if it was released after i was running for president.
20. Dye your hair blue? purple.
21. Be on Survivor? on what?
22. Wear makeup in public? yeah
23. NOT wear makeup in public? yeah
24. Cheat on a test? if it didnt really count
25. Make someone cry? i live for it. (tears of happiness you heartless asshole)
26. Call your math teacher a motherfucker? im not taking math.
27. Kick a baby? maybe if it was already dead.
28. Date someone more than ten years older than you? i dont know if dating would really work, but id prolly fuck em.
29. swear at a priest? if he pissed me off i would
30. Take a job as a janitor? if it paid enough. and was at a mall.
yeah so i learned nothing about myself when i did this, i hope you learn something from reading it. and maybe talk to me about it... and then shut the fuck up. and then give me something else to think about and post in this gay shit.
I Want: to fuck my best friend, and like it.
I Have: issues that are (seemingly) out of my control.
I Wish: i knew my forte.
I Hate: not being able to.
I Miss: my ignorance.
I Fear: that i might be wrong about all this.
I Hear: the phone ring and i cant answer because i ran out of minutes.
I Search For: a way for you to see the way i see me
I Wonder: if i'll ever start what i finish.
I Love: it all.
I Ache: because im fat and lazy and need to work out.
I Always: see him in my dreams.
I Am Not: your carpet ride. I am the sky.
I Dance: when my words cannot express...
I Sing: songs i wish i wrote.
I Cry: and i like it.
I Am Not Always: sensible.
I Write: my name with other people's last names.
I Win: when i dont expect it.
I Lose: myself in my thoughts. or maybe it's ADD.
I Confuse: my family.
I Need: to find a cute girl to blow the summer away with.
I Should: whip it out and shake it around a bit
x. father thinks I need: to visit soon.
x. mother thinks I am: setting myself up for failure.
x. makes me happy: it's you.
x. upsets me: it's you.
Yes or no...
x. you keep a diary: only to document my sadness.
x. you like to cook: i dont like it... im just damn good at it.
x. you have a secret you have not shared with anyone: no, unless i forgot it.
x. you set your watch ahead: ahead of what?
x. you bite your fingernails: mmmhm. it's good.
X you believe in love: yeah, but wouldnt it be better to have let the kid have a dad that wants him?
Who is...?
the prettiest female you know: angie is the best.
the weirdest person you know: uh, besides myself?
the loudest person you know: again, besides myself?
the sexiest person you know:? well, johnny and i havent officially met.
your closest friend: Lee
the person that knows the most about you: you'd have to ask them.
your crush: it's not a crush. it's cheese sandwich.
most boring teacher: i dont go enough to really know.
Do You...?
take a shower everyday: nope
think you've been in love: love in been you've think
want to get married: several times
have any tattoos/where?: nah, i never like anything enough
get motion sickness: when im on top for hours and dont come.
think you're a health freak: i think i should be
get along with your parents: define 'get along'
like thunderstorms: love them
WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF...
Ryan: cocoa pebbles
Rob: horoscopes
Drew: barrymore?
Stephanie: full house
Aaron: Abraham
Amy: Pink poer ranger
Will: you marry me?
Paul: where are you?
Eve:n if you dont love me i'll fuck you on thursdays.
John: was made to be flushed
Lauren: casey saw your tits
Alex: is Zukowski
Dave: Matthews Band is gnarly
Justin: Goof Troop
Cuddle or Make Out? depends how good you taste
Chocolate Milk, or Hot Chocolate? chocolate milk on long road trips
Milk, Dark, OR White Chocolate? dark
Vanilla OR Chocolate? strawberry
( In the past week have you.... )
Cried? tears flowed, but it was from allergies
Helped Someone? yep
Bought something? with money i didnt have
Gone to the Movies? dawn of the dead worked it for me
Gone out for Dinner? thanks josh
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? yep. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
Written a Real Letter? you mean like "F"? as in FUCK YOU!
Talked to an Ex? Isaiah is my bud for life.
Missed an Ex? yeah, but not for mushy reasons.
Written in a Journal? this doesnt count
Talked to a crush? i try to stay away.
Had a Serious Talk? about snakes.
Missed Someone? Always
Hugged someone? uh huh uh huh
Fought With Your Parents? her yelling and me listening isnt a fight. is it?
Fought With a Friend? yesh, shan's pissed im leaving
Would You Ever..
1. Eat a bug? if it came in a bottle of tequilla
2. Bungee jump? yup
3. Hang glide? uh huh
4. Kill someone? yeah, as long as i could eat part of em later.
5. Have sex with someone you dont love? usually.
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? as long as she was hot
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? mmmhm.
8. Parachute from a plane? sure
9. Walk on hot coals? if i had shoes on.
10. Go out with someone for their looks? ive done it. but it doesnt last damn mimbos.
11. For their reputation? if it said they were a good lover. then m-..YES
12. Be a vegetarian? no. i like to eat the meat.
13. Wear plaid with stripes? how can you have plaid without stripes?
14. IM a stranger? That's how i met lee. well, i emailed him.
15. Sing karaoke? Only at Filipino bars
16. Get drunk off your ass? i try to avoid it.
17. Shoplift? been there, done that.
18. Run a red light? it's the ADD man.
19. Star in a porn video? only if it was released after i was running for president.
20. Dye your hair blue? purple.
21. Be on Survivor? on what?
22. Wear makeup in public? yeah
23. NOT wear makeup in public? yeah
24. Cheat on a test? if it didnt really count
25. Make someone cry? i live for it. (tears of happiness you heartless asshole)
26. Call your math teacher a motherfucker? im not taking math.
27. Kick a baby? maybe if it was already dead.
28. Date someone more than ten years older than you? i dont know if dating would really work, but id prolly fuck em.
29. swear at a priest? if he pissed me off i would
30. Take a job as a janitor? if it paid enough. and was at a mall.
yeah so i learned nothing about myself when i did this, i hope you learn something from reading it. and maybe talk to me about it... and then shut the fuck up. and then give me something else to think about and post in this gay shit.