another cheap laugh...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I helped fnyboy across the street (6 points). Last Monday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed harmony's flat tire (15 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-691 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
carrieann101
*edit: i think the best part about this letter is that i supposedly helped fnyboy across the street. like he couldn't have done it himself. lazy fucker!