dead baby jokes
yeah...jess thinks they're hilarious b/c they offend people so much. yeah yeah haha ewww...
anyway, my hair is bugging me. i need to get it cut again. when you have short hair its hard to ignore it, that's for damn sure. i cant just pull it back and i'm ready to go- it has to look cute. when i wake up its all sticking up weird and it wont lay back down....grrrr! I WISH I HAD TIME TO GET A HAIRCUT!!
but i dont.
went to planned parenthood today and it was funny...i explained to them why i wanted the day after pill (the condom broke) and the lady doctor was like "oh now, you need to remind him to leave a little room for the ejaculate at the end...sometimes it can really get to shooting out of there..." i was laughing so hard! damn, the ladies in that place are so nice. jess waited outside for me in my car and when i got back he had picked up all the stuff off of my floor, arranged it all again and seperated out the garbage to be thrown away. it was the cutest thing ever. oh, man, i really want to say the "l" word right now!!!....
hah. so now i have an icon. its sexy. guess who it is!
so, keep on rockin in the free world motherfuckers!!
anyway, my hair is bugging me. i need to get it cut again. when you have short hair its hard to ignore it, that's for damn sure. i cant just pull it back and i'm ready to go- it has to look cute. when i wake up its all sticking up weird and it wont lay back down....grrrr! I WISH I HAD TIME TO GET A HAIRCUT!!
but i dont.
went to planned parenthood today and it was funny...i explained to them why i wanted the day after pill (the condom broke) and the lady doctor was like "oh now, you need to remind him to leave a little room for the ejaculate at the end...sometimes it can really get to shooting out of there..." i was laughing so hard! damn, the ladies in that place are so nice. jess waited outside for me in my car and when i got back he had picked up all the stuff off of my floor, arranged it all again and seperated out the garbage to be thrown away. it was the cutest thing ever. oh, man, i really want to say the "l" word right now!!!....
hah. so now i have an icon. its sexy. guess who it is!
so, keep on rockin in the free world motherfuckers!!