Stolen Meme.
1) Your name: Carrie
A gorgeous woman born of Irish and Italian decent who retains the red hair and inert love for alcohol from the Irish side while keeping true to the Italian side with a love for pasta and revenge, and also favors the more eclectic things in life
"Is that chick a wop?"
"Nah, she's one of those Carrie's" This is pretty accurate. Fascinating.
2) Nickname: Care
said when you really don't. a very sarcastic statement that is usually funny.
Person one: oh wow! look at me i'm so great.
Person two: care. Irony? I actually say this.
3) Single/Married/Divorced: Married
The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).
Yeah.
4) One of your friends? Celeste
amazingly beautiful, one from heaven, angel-like. These girls typically make amazing girlfriends and any guy would be lucky to have a Celeste.
"Woah dude, his girlfriend is amazing."
"What'd you expect, she's a celeste." Enough said.
5) What Should You Be Doing? cleaning
1.Action that people do when bored.
Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house.
6) Favourite Food/Place to Eat? Mashed Potatoes
A Smashing pumpkins box set that was given to Billy Corgan's closest friends. It has 77 unreleased songs; some from the radio, some live, and some just plainly never heard!
7) Home Town? Irving
Irving,Texas Is A Place With Over 500,000 People With A Lot
Of Gang Bangers And Hookas And Pimps Pimpettes. I'm alternately horrified and amazed at the accuracy.
8) Word to describe yourself? Peacemaker
A .45 caliber, single shot (Meaning the hammer must be cocked back after every round fired.) revolver. Manufactured by Colt.
BAM!...."Dammit I missed"........papapapapapapPOW!...."OW! Damn single shot revolver, ugh I'm dead." There's a lot of irony in the urban dictionary.
9) Where did you go today? On a hike
1) go on an extended walk for pleasure or exercise. "go take a hike, loser"
*sigh* There's 20 minutes I'll never get back. Was funny, though.
And guess who will never be looking at the Urban Dictionary?
def: NOLAN
What everyone ascertains to become.
Perfection incarnate.
A god among men.
Wow, look at that Nolan, I wish I could be like him.
Never.