Simply having a wonderful Christmastime...
Secret Christmas is the best thing EVER.
So was last night, when my cousin Dean (who is college-educated and like 25 years old) finally realized that "Christmas" is about "Christ" and the name wasn't just a coincident.
Favorite away message ever is from Paul saying "JESUS IS REPORTED TO BE PAST THE CERVIX AND HALFWAY THROUGH THE VAGINA!"
Not-so-favorite part: slightly freaky relatives singing Happy Birthday to Jesus accompanied by the accordian.
I got the computer game "Cruise Ship Tycoon". I will bring it to school and fail all of my classes because it wil consume my life.
I don't have work all week, anyone want to come over and play with me? Or better yet, let me come over to your house. My whole family is home for an entire week and no one has any work. This will only lead to destruction. Please. Help me.
After the present-opening glory, Christmas Day is always disappointing. It's 6:30 and I have nothing to do. Except for maybe Cruise Ship Tycoon........
So was last night, when my cousin Dean (who is college-educated and like 25 years old) finally realized that "Christmas" is about "Christ" and the name wasn't just a coincident.
Favorite away message ever is from Paul saying "JESUS IS REPORTED TO BE PAST THE CERVIX AND HALFWAY THROUGH THE VAGINA!"
Not-so-favorite part: slightly freaky relatives singing Happy Birthday to Jesus accompanied by the accordian.
I got the computer game "Cruise Ship Tycoon". I will bring it to school and fail all of my classes because it wil consume my life.
I don't have work all week, anyone want to come over and play with me? Or better yet, let me come over to your house. My whole family is home for an entire week and no one has any work. This will only lead to destruction. Please. Help me.
After the present-opening glory, Christmas Day is always disappointing. It's 6:30 and I have nothing to do. Except for maybe Cruise Ship Tycoon........