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Hello, my name is none of your business. I am
suffering from seven rare and
deadly diseases,
poor scores on final exams, fear of being
mauled by squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding
out 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people
who actually believe that if you send them on,
then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a
potato growing out of her forehead will be able
to raise enough money to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her off to the traveling
freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates
is going to give you and everyone else you send
"his"e-mail to $1000? How stupid are you??
Ooooh,
looky here!!!!!!
If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll meet
the guy (or girl) of my dreams tomorrow!!
What a bunch of junk. So basically, this message is
directed to all
the people out there who have
nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail
forwards.
Maybe the evil letter leprechauns will come
into my house and write "I'm a moron" on my forehead in
permanent marker in my sleep for not continuing the
chain which was started by a knight of the round
table and was brought to this country by midget
pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to
the year 2002, it'll be in the Guinness Book of
World Records for longest continuous streak of
blatant stupidity. come on people, get a life!
If you're going to forward
something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50
of you closest friends, and this poor, wretched
excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
nickel from
some omniscient being" forward about
90 times. It's getting old. Show a little
intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances
are it's your own unpopularity.
THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1:
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> > > > > > > > > > >>>Make a wish!!
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>>>
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> > > > > > > > > > >>No, really, go on and make one!!
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> > > > > > > > > > >>Oh, please! They'll never go out with you!!!
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> > > > > > > > > > >>Wish something else!!
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> > > > > > > > > > >>No, I'm sorry, we're out of
ponies at the
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> > > > > > > > > > >>Have you forgotten why you're scrolling yet?
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> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>STOP! STOP! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> > > > > > > > >Wasn't that fun? :) Hope you made a great wish!! :)
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do:
First of all, if you don't send this to 5,096
people in the next 5 seconds, you will be kidnapped by
evil ninja elves and thrown off a high
building into a
pile of cow manure. It's true!! Because THIS letter
isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!
REALLY!!!
Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed
with you for sending them a stupid chain letter
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be
annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter
*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be
annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter
and may form a plot on your life.
Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be
annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter
and will napalm your house.
THANKS!!! GOOD LUCK!!!!
Chain Letter Type 2:
Hello, and thank
you for reading this letter. You
see, there is a starving little boy in
Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs,
no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life
could be saved, because every time you pass this
on, a dollar will be donated to the
Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy
from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.
oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of
counting the emails sent and
this is all a complete load of junk.
So go on and reach out Send this to 5 people in
the next 47 seconds. oh, and a reminder - if you
accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people,
you will die instantly!!
Thanks again!!!!
Chain Letter Type 3:
Hi there! This chain letter
has been in existence
since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because
there was no e-mail then and probably not as many
sad e-mail addicts with nothing better to do. So
this is how it works:
1. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7
minutes or something horrible will happen to you
like...
*Bizarre Horror Story ..1*
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on
Saturday. She had recently received this letter
and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack and
fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe
in a flood of poop, and went flying out over a
waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she
died too.
THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!!!
*Bizarre Horror Story ..2*
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter
in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he
was crushed by an anvil that was dropped by a
plane that just happened to be flying directly
above him. THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU TOO!!!!
2. Remember, you could end up just like Miranda
and Dexter. Just send this to all of you loser
friends, and everything will be ok..
Chain Letter Type
4:
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send
it to everyone of your true friends, even the person that sent it to you!
find out how many true friends you really have.
if i don't get this back, I'll understand.
Friends
Blah, Blah,
Blah,
Friends,
Blah, Blah, Blah.
A friend is not someone who sends you chain
letters because he wants his wish of being
rich to come true.
Now pass this on!! If you don't, no one will like
you for as long as you live. The point being? If
you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave you friendless or luckless for the rest of
your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't annoy people by making them feel guilty
about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who's
been tied to
a dead elephant for 27 years,
whose only chance of living is the 5 cents per
letter he'll receive if you forward this mail,
otherwise, you'll end up like Miranda. Right?
suffering from seven rare and
deadly diseases,
poor scores on final exams, fear of being
mauled by squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding
out 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people
who actually believe that if you send them on,
then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a
potato growing out of her forehead will be able
to raise enough money to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her off to the traveling
freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates
is going to give you and everyone else you send
"his"e-mail to $1000? How stupid are you??
Ooooh,
looky here!!!!!!
If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll meet
the guy (or girl) of my dreams tomorrow!!
What a bunch of junk. So basically, this message is
directed to all
the people out there who have
nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail
forwards.
Maybe the evil letter leprechauns will come
into my house and write "I'm a moron" on my forehead in
permanent marker in my sleep for not continuing the
chain which was started by a knight of the round
table and was brought to this country by midget
pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to
the year 2002, it'll be in the Guinness Book of
World Records for longest continuous streak of
blatant stupidity. come on people, get a life!
If you're going to forward
something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50
of you closest friends, and this poor, wretched
excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
nickel from
some omniscient being" forward about
90 times. It's getting old. Show a little
intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances
are it's your own unpopularity.
THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1:
> > > > > > > > > >(scroll down)
> > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > >>>Make a wish!!
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>>>
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> > > > > > > > > > >>No, really, go on and make one!!
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> > > > > > > > > > >>Oh, please! They'll never go out with you!!!
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> > > > > > > > > > >>Wish something else!!
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> > > > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >>No, I'm sorry, we're out of
ponies at the
> > > > > > > moment!!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >>>
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> >
> > > > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >>Have you forgotten why you're scrolling yet?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >>>
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> > > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>STOP! STOP! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >Wasn't that fun? :) Hope you made a great wish!! :)
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do:
First of all, if you don't send this to 5,096
people in the next 5 seconds, you will be kidnapped by
evil ninja elves and thrown off a high
building into a
pile of cow manure. It's true!! Because THIS letter
isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!
REALLY!!!
Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed
with you for sending them a stupid chain letter
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be
annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter
*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be
annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter
and may form a plot on your life.
Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be
annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter
and will napalm your house.
THANKS!!! GOOD LUCK!!!!
Chain Letter Type 2:
Hello, and thank
you for reading this letter. You
see, there is a starving little boy in
Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs,
no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life
could be saved, because every time you pass this
on, a dollar will be donated to the
Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy
from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.
oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of
counting the emails sent and
this is all a complete load of junk.
So go on and reach out Send this to 5 people in
the next 47 seconds. oh, and a reminder - if you
accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people,
you will die instantly!!
Thanks again!!!!
Chain Letter Type 3:
Hi there! This chain letter
has been in existence
since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because
there was no e-mail then and probably not as many
sad e-mail addicts with nothing better to do. So
this is how it works:
1. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7
minutes or something horrible will happen to you
like...
*Bizarre Horror Story ..1*
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on
Saturday. She had recently received this letter
and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack and
fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe
in a flood of poop, and went flying out over a
waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she
died too.
THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!!!
*Bizarre Horror Story ..2*
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter
in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he
was crushed by an anvil that was dropped by a
plane that just happened to be flying directly
above him. THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU TOO!!!!
2. Remember, you could end up just like Miranda
and Dexter. Just send this to all of you loser
friends, and everything will be ok..
Chain Letter Type
4:
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send
it to everyone of your true friends, even the person that sent it to you!
find out how many true friends you really have.
if i don't get this back, I'll understand.
Friends
Blah, Blah,
Blah,
Friends,
Blah, Blah, Blah.
A friend is not someone who sends you chain
letters because he wants his wish of being
rich to come true.
Now pass this on!! If you don't, no one will like
you for as long as you live. The point being? If
you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave you friendless or luckless for the rest of
your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't annoy people by making them feel guilty
about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who's
been tied to
a dead elephant for 27 years,
whose only chance of living is the 5 cents per
letter he'll receive if you forward this mail,
otherwise, you'll end up like Miranda. Right?