Apr 03, 2004 14:58
I've had this tent up in my backyard all weekend.
Am I too lazy to take it down? Probably.
Is it a good place to parro out? Definitely.
I drank a beer bong with 'alcohol-in-a-box' in it last night. Many people witnessed the power chuck for which i am famous. Look out, there's a hurricane spew coming through!
I was thinking this morning, how shit are hippies. Sure, i love not bathing for weeks at a time as much as the next person, but all that anti-everything bullshit is wearing a bit thin with me. Art student, i have no love for art students. Dirty, suicidal alternative twats, no thank you.
How many art students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six - one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest.
dirty, dirty art students.
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