EPIC.
It comes as no surprise. That is the one word that lived up to the task of describing the antics that took place at OSU this weekend, with the 20-some random college kids that live and work in northern michigan together all summer. Life was simply amazing... it was absolutely worth the 6 hour trip that i was dreading and turned out to be not so bad after all. :) Over a span of two nights, or approx. 8-10 hours of drinking, we punished over 13 cases, and so much liquor that i don't even know what we had to start. Jello shots, beer bonging, flip-cup, and beer pong were in full force all the while.
We hit up Hounddogs for some za three times... once walking there wasted Friday, and a second time by delivery during the costume party, and a third immediately after the delivery simply because we were all wasted an the night would not be complete without a walk down High Street in costume to get it.
-I got a lubed up Magnum condom thrown into my beer by puffer during the third trip, and for lack of a better rebuttle, I ripped a lolly-pop off my skirt that has been to 3 previous parties and a bar, and tossed it flawlesly into his beer. Clearly it was to my advantage that I had played pong earlier and LC and I dominated Clutch and Boat Girl. ;)
-My love for bonging beer has been reignited... once i did it the first time Saturday, i just couldn't stop.
-I climbed on a random motorcycle on the street and demanded to get photographed so LC came with me, and Waymire put his former photo-degree skills to work for us.
-Jonny-G yacked four times, not surprised, then proceeded to sleep in a cardboard box all night. And no, we did not makeout. ;)
-DP and i fantasized about some siiiick happenings involving us in a closet with S&S 5-Way Chili.
-SD got hives cuz she wore a trash can, and her Roast/LV took care of her.
-A variety of people in my phone received texts from myself and a few others---basically, almost everyone in my phone who is not a lodger got some kind of greeting from me or someone they don't know from 450-4650. This was then followed by me drunk dialing to apologize or sending sorry-texts the next morning when i woke to see the damage done on my phone, based on confused replies sent back to me at ungodly hours. It was amazing. :)
-LC relived the day of Bernard--don't worry about it if you don't get it.;)
-Puffer threw a condom full of Miller Lite at the ceiling fan, and yes, it exploded--->Who-dey!
-Nicky-D literally had a Zox boner.
-Clutch lived up to his legacy as a pool-hall junkie... too bad his beer pong skills weren't as sharp that night. ;) I got my revenge from the Friday night ass-kicking.
-Boat Girl/Jake got placebo-drunk. ;)
-Sambo and LC got locked out of the house until 5 or 6am on accident.
-JR missed Hounddogs, even after we talked about it for at least 45 minutes Saturday night, cuz of one word: wasted.
-Canada was the best Napolean Dynomite i've seen.
Many more good times were had... im too hungry and too tired from a wonderful weekend of passing-out-kinda-sleep to recap on anymore... i'm sure somehow, you'll all catch wind of more stories. ;)
Laters.
We hit up Hounddogs for some za three times... once walking there wasted Friday, and a second time by delivery during the costume party, and a third immediately after the delivery simply because we were all wasted an the night would not be complete without a walk down High Street in costume to get it.
-I got a lubed up Magnum condom thrown into my beer by puffer during the third trip, and for lack of a better rebuttle, I ripped a lolly-pop off my skirt that has been to 3 previous parties and a bar, and tossed it flawlesly into his beer. Clearly it was to my advantage that I had played pong earlier and LC and I dominated Clutch and Boat Girl. ;)
-My love for bonging beer has been reignited... once i did it the first time Saturday, i just couldn't stop.
-I climbed on a random motorcycle on the street and demanded to get photographed so LC came with me, and Waymire put his former photo-degree skills to work for us.
-Jonny-G yacked four times, not surprised, then proceeded to sleep in a cardboard box all night. And no, we did not makeout. ;)
-DP and i fantasized about some siiiick happenings involving us in a closet with S&S 5-Way Chili.
-SD got hives cuz she wore a trash can, and her Roast/LV took care of her.
-A variety of people in my phone received texts from myself and a few others---basically, almost everyone in my phone who is not a lodger got some kind of greeting from me or someone they don't know from 450-4650. This was then followed by me drunk dialing to apologize or sending sorry-texts the next morning when i woke to see the damage done on my phone, based on confused replies sent back to me at ungodly hours. It was amazing. :)
-LC relived the day of Bernard--don't worry about it if you don't get it.;)
-Puffer threw a condom full of Miller Lite at the ceiling fan, and yes, it exploded--->Who-dey!
-Nicky-D literally had a Zox boner.
-Clutch lived up to his legacy as a pool-hall junkie... too bad his beer pong skills weren't as sharp that night. ;) I got my revenge from the Friday night ass-kicking.
-Boat Girl/Jake got placebo-drunk. ;)
-Sambo and LC got locked out of the house until 5 or 6am on accident.
-JR missed Hounddogs, even after we talked about it for at least 45 minutes Saturday night, cuz of one word: wasted.
-Canada was the best Napolean Dynomite i've seen.
Many more good times were had... im too hungry and too tired from a wonderful weekend of passing-out-kinda-sleep to recap on anymore... i'm sure somehow, you'll all catch wind of more stories. ;)
Laters.