LONG ASS ENTRY BOUT THE BEST WEEKEND EVER
Yes this break was very eventful, alot to tell.......... where to start ok at the beginning. Hokay so the break started off seeming like it was gonna be shitty cuz I was supposed to go to Steves house and he went up north and the same old business with stacie. So I hung out with Matt alot then shit went from bad to worse, on Tuesday I had guitar lessons so like right before them Matt came over with Jamie and they were gonna drop me off at guitar lessons turns out my guitar teacher had Strep throat and was sick so my lessons were cancelled so Jordan was just getting off so we decided to go pick him up then, were on our way to the mall and I got really stupid............... I was just messing around shouting shit out the windows at people you know... then we came to this intersection and there was a cop on the corner getting ready to turn so stuid ass me decides to call the cops fucking pigs as we turn the corner...... and it just so happens that they had there windows rolled down to....... oh shit, yeah they pulled us over and asked who was swearing and I said it was me so they told me to step out of the car and checked me and shit and matt I guess didn't have his registration, and his car wasn't insured so yeah now he has like 100 tickets and I'm getting charged with Disorderly conduct. Luckily if me and my dad go to court with him when he goes to pay his tickets then Matt will have his tickets waved. So then i'll only get charged with Disorderly Conduct the most I think I'll get is some community service cuz I dont have any kind of record with the police so yeah. Anyway my break sucked my ass after that I was grounded and couldnt do anything and all this other shit was going on with everybody and I was all down so yeah I kinda like slept and watched movies my entire break until friday.
FRIDAY:
Then friday Steve calls me up and says hes got his winterfest dance on saturday and I should come down and I'm thinking yeah fuckin right after what just happened my mom aint gonna let me do shit. Maracuously she said I could go. Friday night was kinda sweet we all hung out and Jessica came over and Me, her, Amanda, and Steve we were all up till 4 in the morning getting drunk and making prank phone calls, I fought with Steve for like 3 hours so that I could call Stacie cuz like he has to pay for long distance calls or something and I guess he doesnt like stacie that much but anyway I ended up calling her and after all that she quote "Didnt feel like talking" so I was like w/e uuuuuuummmmmmmmmk. Then me and steve were gonna go out and go car hunting but his fuckin dad wouldnt go the fuck to sleep so we ended up falling asleep at like 4:30 or something.
SATURDAY:
Saturday fuckin rocked what can I say it was the best day of the whole fucking break. We woke up at like 10:30 and went to the mall with amanda and her friend Jessica WE FINALLY GOT TO GO TO GREAT LAKES CROSSING YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH THAT MOTHERFUCKER BURNED. It was so funny cuz when we first got there we were running through the mall we all went into Outdoor World and we found these cork gun things that make these really loud POP noises when you shot them so we were walking round the store shooting them right close to people and like holding it up in the middle of the store and doing it like a million times in a row then we found this huge ass tent that was on display so we went and sat in there and kept doing it then we see this store attendant lady walking up to yell at us so we zipped up the doors when she got close to us she was like "YOU BOYS GET OUT HERE NOW" Steves like (POP) "what cant (POP) hear you" then i all see her legs to i pop then right by them, then she gets really pissed and is like 'GET OUT HERE NOW OR I'M CALLIN SECURITY' so we get out and shes like are you boys planning on buying those were like 'fuck no' what are you thinking she like grabs them out of our hands "THEN DONT PLAY WITH THEM" I’m like dont touch me there. So then we leave and were all sitting in these like weird ass chairs that if you put money in them they give you a massage it sucked cuz we were flat broke then but oh well when are we not broke, but anyway that song old time rock and roll came on and me and steve were all rocking out, steves all playin air guitar and i'm all singing in this really funny accented high pitched voice all these people were cracking up then this fat ass bitch from spencers came out and was like what the hell are you two doing steves like oh just practing for american idol then we went into spencers and steves like all shot this chick with a air bazooka her hair all went all over the place shes all like what the fuck is you problem mean while this fat ass black dude with a really really skinny WHITE (what the fuck) girl friend came in so i'm all dancing up on the white lady and the black guy was like whoaa whoaa whoaa dawg the white lady all turned around and was like what, the fat guys like no I'm talking to this dumb ass over here now steves getting cussed out by this girl and i'm gettin cussed out by some fat ass black guy.................. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY, so yeah by then it was time for us to meet Amanda and Jessica cuz there demanding over controlling bitches that think there cool cuz there older than us but you know so then were all leaving so i'm like being stupid start running down the hall toward the door screaming I WANNA BE AN AIRFORCE RANGER at the top of my lungs and steve all comes up behind me screaming some random thing then there was this puddle of water and I didnt see it so i slip and steve trips on me and goes flying into the sliding door that rips off the hinges and falls down and the other door is all ramming into it like error error so then all 4 or us go running to the car and speed away lol so yeah then 8 oclock rolls around and by that time me and steve are totally wasted off our asses, so we dress up all funny and go to the dance
THE DANCE:
OHOHOHOHOHOHO BOY WHAT A TIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE THAT WAS, steves school is so funny cuz our school we got all these black ghetto dancers with ghetto booties and everybody at his dance just kinda stood around, so we met up with one of steves crazy friends that acts just like us so we all ran around being stupid screaming shit and jumping around dancing up on people we went completely INSANNNNNEEEEEEEE everybody was starring at us like we were crazy LMFAO THAT CUZ WE ARE FUCKERS but pretty soon we had everbody dancing, and it was so funny cuz when steve was introducing me to all his friends he was all like telling them yeah hes from detriot so dont fuck with him there reactions were so funny there all amazed and scared there like uhhhh so like is it scary down there I'm like fuck yeah people die there everyday there all like really wow is it scary i'm like hell yeah it was so funny, then were all running throught all these people and these reallllyyyyy hotttt ass girls are like you should dance with us and i'm like WELLLLLL CERTAAAIINNNLLLYYYY there was like 8347129374981723984712 million girls rubbing on my booner it was so funnnnnnnnnnnnn yes yes yes SO FUCKIN WHAT, anyway then we were fuckin with this kid all smackin his back while he was tryin to dance and he was gettin so pissed it was funny then they played this like swing tango song and there was this couple who was dancing really really good all swinging each other all crazy so everybody made a huge circle and was watching so me and steve were like UHHHHHH OOOHHHHH all pushing everybody out of the way were like LOOKKKKKK OUUUUUUTTTTTT WERE COMING THROUGHT PEOPLE WERE GETTIN SO PISSED were all dancing up on the girl and the guy so bad then we turned round and all ran out the of the circle it was so fucking funny
yeah then we kinda chilled out i dance with like a million hott chicks that all wanted my number so I all gave em steves it was so funny but yeah thats bout it funnn funn time
but yeah anyway i'm out dont feel like typing no more
FRIDAY:
Then friday Steve calls me up and says hes got his winterfest dance on saturday and I should come down and I'm thinking yeah fuckin right after what just happened my mom aint gonna let me do shit. Maracuously she said I could go. Friday night was kinda sweet we all hung out and Jessica came over and Me, her, Amanda, and Steve we were all up till 4 in the morning getting drunk and making prank phone calls, I fought with Steve for like 3 hours so that I could call Stacie cuz like he has to pay for long distance calls or something and I guess he doesnt like stacie that much but anyway I ended up calling her and after all that she quote "Didnt feel like talking" so I was like w/e uuuuuuummmmmmmmmk. Then me and steve were gonna go out and go car hunting but his fuckin dad wouldnt go the fuck to sleep so we ended up falling asleep at like 4:30 or something.
SATURDAY:
Saturday fuckin rocked what can I say it was the best day of the whole fucking break. We woke up at like 10:30 and went to the mall with amanda and her friend Jessica WE FINALLY GOT TO GO TO GREAT LAKES CROSSING YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH THAT MOTHERFUCKER BURNED. It was so funny cuz when we first got there we were running through the mall we all went into Outdoor World and we found these cork gun things that make these really loud POP noises when you shot them so we were walking round the store shooting them right close to people and like holding it up in the middle of the store and doing it like a million times in a row then we found this huge ass tent that was on display so we went and sat in there and kept doing it then we see this store attendant lady walking up to yell at us so we zipped up the doors when she got close to us she was like "YOU BOYS GET OUT HERE NOW" Steves like (POP) "what cant (POP) hear you" then i all see her legs to i pop then right by them, then she gets really pissed and is like 'GET OUT HERE NOW OR I'M CALLIN SECURITY' so we get out and shes like are you boys planning on buying those were like 'fuck no' what are you thinking she like grabs them out of our hands "THEN DONT PLAY WITH THEM" I’m like dont touch me there. So then we leave and were all sitting in these like weird ass chairs that if you put money in them they give you a massage it sucked cuz we were flat broke then but oh well when are we not broke, but anyway that song old time rock and roll came on and me and steve were all rocking out, steves all playin air guitar and i'm all singing in this really funny accented high pitched voice all these people were cracking up then this fat ass bitch from spencers came out and was like what the hell are you two doing steves like oh just practing for american idol then we went into spencers and steves like all shot this chick with a air bazooka her hair all went all over the place shes all like what the fuck is you problem mean while this fat ass black dude with a really really skinny WHITE (what the fuck) girl friend came in so i'm all dancing up on the white lady and the black guy was like whoaa whoaa whoaa dawg the white lady all turned around and was like what, the fat guys like no I'm talking to this dumb ass over here now steves getting cussed out by this girl and i'm gettin cussed out by some fat ass black guy.................. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY, so yeah by then it was time for us to meet Amanda and Jessica cuz there demanding over controlling bitches that think there cool cuz there older than us but you know so then were all leaving so i'm like being stupid start running down the hall toward the door screaming I WANNA BE AN AIRFORCE RANGER at the top of my lungs and steve all comes up behind me screaming some random thing then there was this puddle of water and I didnt see it so i slip and steve trips on me and goes flying into the sliding door that rips off the hinges and falls down and the other door is all ramming into it like error error so then all 4 or us go running to the car and speed away lol so yeah then 8 oclock rolls around and by that time me and steve are totally wasted off our asses, so we dress up all funny and go to the dance
THE DANCE:
OHOHOHOHOHOHO BOY WHAT A TIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE THAT WAS, steves school is so funny cuz our school we got all these black ghetto dancers with ghetto booties and everybody at his dance just kinda stood around, so we met up with one of steves crazy friends that acts just like us so we all ran around being stupid screaming shit and jumping around dancing up on people we went completely INSANNNNNEEEEEEEE everybody was starring at us like we were crazy LMFAO THAT CUZ WE ARE FUCKERS but pretty soon we had everbody dancing, and it was so funny cuz when steve was introducing me to all his friends he was all like telling them yeah hes from detriot so dont fuck with him there reactions were so funny there all amazed and scared there like uhhhh so like is it scary down there I'm like fuck yeah people die there everyday there all like really wow is it scary i'm like hell yeah it was so funny, then were all running throught all these people and these reallllyyyyy hotttt ass girls are like you should dance with us and i'm like WELLLLLL CERTAAAIINNNLLLYYYY there was like 8347129374981723984712 million girls rubbing on my booner it was so funnnnnnnnnnnnn yes yes yes SO FUCKIN WHAT, anyway then we were fuckin with this kid all smackin his back while he was tryin to dance and he was gettin so pissed it was funny then they played this like swing tango song and there was this couple who was dancing really really good all swinging each other all crazy so everybody made a huge circle and was watching so me and steve were like UHHHHHH OOOHHHHH all pushing everybody out of the way were like LOOKKKKKK OUUUUUUTTTTTT WERE COMING THROUGHT PEOPLE WERE GETTIN SO PISSED were all dancing up on the girl and the guy so bad then we turned round and all ran out the of the circle it was so fucking funny
yeah then we kinda chilled out i dance with like a million hott chicks that all wanted my number so I all gave em steves it was so funny but yeah thats bout it funnn funn time
but yeah anyway i'm out dont feel like typing no more