Most hilarious thing ever.
so. about a week ago, i got a text from a number with the area code 404 saying "I know what u did last summer..." so I just ignored it... then the next day I got another text saying "how was ur day" and I ignored it again...
So then tonight I got another text from this same creepy person and it was like "guess who was just at ur house... me!"
and the rest of the convo went like this (word for word, spelling for spelling)...
Me: Who is this?
Creeper Mc Creeperson: my name isnt christian and im not ur cousin. this will b a hard 1 4 u
Me: Okay.
CM: Ally gave me ur number. cuz like we r cousins and we dont talk enough
Me: I think you have the wrong number
CM: r u sure? wait. if u arent marley who r u?
Me: yeah- sorry. totally wrong number.
CM: rly? freakin chuck norris! so im talkin 2 some random college fratboy n massachusetts.
Me: haha actually i'm a chick... sorry to disappoint you.
CM: well im a dude so its not dissapointing at all! now the question would b older or younger girl...
Me: Wait. who are you?
CM: I already told u tht my name is christian. my friends call me flounder.
Me. ...like the little mermaid?
CM: no. like Animal House.
Me: righty then. how'd you kow I was in mass?
CM:I know my phone area codes pretty well. I live n georgia. im just here n mass cuz of the lacrosse final 4
Me: So who is this ally person lol
CM: She is my 2nd cousin. she was supposed 2 b giving me my cousins number. apparently shes illiterate when it comes 2 numbers
Me: Dyslexia gets the best of us sometimes lol
CM: ya! so when r u gonna tell me ur name?
Me: When you tell me more about yourself... age?
(BEST PART EVERRRRRRR)
CM: im almost 15. i cant wait til im 15! n georgia thts when we get r learner's permits. my dads giving me his honda accord which is a NICE car with very little miles on it
Me: okay. peace. don't talk to me please
CM: uh wat did i do?
Me: you're 14 and you have the wrong number. sorry man. peace.
(ANOTHER BEST PART EVER!)
CM: well aint it kinda weird u wanted all this info frm me and when i gave it 2 u u didnt wanna tell me nothin. whatcha fixin 2 do with all the info i gave u?
(Here is where I started brainstorming and considered saying something like "ooh, I could very easliy steal your identity with your first name, age, and phone number... but went with this instead)
Me: I'm a 43 year old mother of two. You have nothing to worry about. Good night. Get some rest.
CM: Ooo. wow uh sry. bye.
HAHAHAAAAAA. Made my night. Hilarious.
Also. I'm so excited for tomorrow. I'm going to York Maine to stay with my friend Carly from college... out friends Kara and Sara are meeting us at Carly's house! we were inseparable last semester! Love them! we're going to try to get into a gay bar in Ogunquit which is very exciting. tehehe. :) I ♥ shenanigans.
okay. also. got a random IM from someone I don't know... ConvictedSalmon: Devs mevs, ex toto corde poenitet me omnivm meorvm peccatorvm, eaqve detestor, qvia peccando, non solvm poenas a Te ivste statvtas promeritvs svm, sed praesertim qvia offendi Te, svmmvm bonvm, ac dignvm qvi svper omnia diligaris. Ideo firmiter propono, adivvante gratia Tva, de cetero me non peccatvrvm peccandiqve occasiones proximas fvgitvrvm. Amen.
So then tonight I got another text from this same creepy person and it was like "guess who was just at ur house... me!"
and the rest of the convo went like this (word for word, spelling for spelling)...
Me: Who is this?
Creeper Mc Creeperson: my name isnt christian and im not ur cousin. this will b a hard 1 4 u
Me: Okay.
CM: Ally gave me ur number. cuz like we r cousins and we dont talk enough
Me: I think you have the wrong number
CM: r u sure? wait. if u arent marley who r u?
Me: yeah- sorry. totally wrong number.
CM: rly? freakin chuck norris! so im talkin 2 some random college fratboy n massachusetts.
Me: haha actually i'm a chick... sorry to disappoint you.
CM: well im a dude so its not dissapointing at all! now the question would b older or younger girl...
Me: Wait. who are you?
CM: I already told u tht my name is christian. my friends call me flounder.
Me. ...like the little mermaid?
CM: no. like Animal House.
Me: righty then. how'd you kow I was in mass?
CM:I know my phone area codes pretty well. I live n georgia. im just here n mass cuz of the lacrosse final 4
Me: So who is this ally person lol
CM: She is my 2nd cousin. she was supposed 2 b giving me my cousins number. apparently shes illiterate when it comes 2 numbers
Me: Dyslexia gets the best of us sometimes lol
CM: ya! so when r u gonna tell me ur name?
Me: When you tell me more about yourself... age?
(BEST PART EVERRRRRRR)
CM: im almost 15. i cant wait til im 15! n georgia thts when we get r learner's permits. my dads giving me his honda accord which is a NICE car with very little miles on it
Me: okay. peace. don't talk to me please
CM: uh wat did i do?
Me: you're 14 and you have the wrong number. sorry man. peace.
(ANOTHER BEST PART EVER!)
CM: well aint it kinda weird u wanted all this info frm me and when i gave it 2 u u didnt wanna tell me nothin. whatcha fixin 2 do with all the info i gave u?
(Here is where I started brainstorming and considered saying something like "ooh, I could very easliy steal your identity with your first name, age, and phone number... but went with this instead)
Me: I'm a 43 year old mother of two. You have nothing to worry about. Good night. Get some rest.
CM: Ooo. wow uh sry. bye.
HAHAHAAAAAA. Made my night. Hilarious.
Also. I'm so excited for tomorrow. I'm going to York Maine to stay with my friend Carly from college... out friends Kara and Sara are meeting us at Carly's house! we were inseparable last semester! Love them! we're going to try to get into a gay bar in Ogunquit which is very exciting. tehehe. :) I ♥ shenanigans.
okay. also. got a random IM from someone I don't know... ConvictedSalmon: Devs mevs, ex toto corde poenitet me omnivm meorvm peccatorvm, eaqve detestor, qvia peccando, non solvm poenas a Te ivste statvtas promeritvs svm, sed praesertim qvia offendi Te, svmmvm bonvm, ac dignvm qvi svper omnia diligaris. Ideo firmiter propono, adivvante gratia Tva, de cetero me non peccatvrvm peccandiqve occasiones proximas fvgitvrvm. Amen.