GET YA DRINK ON.

Aug 26, 2011 05:26

BROS, Pledge KRANG here! I've noticed we do not have a post dedicated the most important aspect of pledge life. The glue that holds us all together. The tie that binds. The balm that soothes.

I speak, of course, of ALCOHOL.

IN THIS THREAD, we share our favorite mixed drinks, alcoholic beverages and hilarious drunken antics!!

If you're underage, I don't want to know that you're underage! (JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!)



MY DRANK: This drink doesn't have a name, but was the product of left over booze and juice on sale. SO DELICIOUS.

Coconut Vodka
Banana Rum
Banana Juice
Pineapple Soda

(PROPORTIONS? STUPID. IT SHOULD BE AS ALCOHOLIC AS YOU WANT. I suggest you go easy on the banana juice, though. It's a little thick.)

ANTICS: My room mate and I had a party, and one of our friends showed up a little late with her boyfriend. This party was a pool party; my roomie had a baby pool and set it up on our tiny balcony. This thing is maybe big enough for three people to stand up in at the same time. So our friend gets there after pre-gaming with her boyfriend and asks where the pool is, and someone points to the porch- "OVER THERE!" She takes a running start, jumps toward the pool, and immediately crashes right through our screen door. SHE TACKLES IT RIGHT OUT OF THE FRAME AND LANDS ON HER ASS IN THE BABY POOL.

Our door was halfway trashed, but it was so hilarious, I couldn't even be mad. The comedic timing was PERFECT.

Let's have a party like this sometime, bros.

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