I Don't Belong Here
I'm not flirting. I don't flirt. I don't even know how to flirt. And she's not flirting either. It was all just for Black's benefit. Just an act. Yes, she talks to me. That is because she is clearly mad. She's not interested in me. That's insane. Why would she want me when she's with Potter?
Why does he get everything that I want?
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Alright. Lupin is a werewolf. And, clearly, the other marauders know. HOWEVER, they seem to have spent time in the shrieking shack with him, since they know how to get past the willow.
How?
Theory: Animagi.
Evidence:
Werewolves during a full moon are only driven uncontrollably to feast upon human flesh, according to Magical Beasts.
Does this exclude Animagi?
Possibly.
Other evidence:
They (at least Potter and Black) are obsessed with certain animals. (i.e. deer/stags and dogs respectively.)
Potter: Has often expressed fondness toward deer with no explaination. Is called "endeering" by Black (har har. Idiots.)Many antler jokes. Interesting tidbit from Zoology by Morton Agorophobe. "The bellowing mating call of a stag can be heard for miles around." Yes. Very yes.
Black: Oh, the dog jokes. Hates cats to a point which is absurd. Extremely loyal to Potter, reminiscent of a pet dog's loyalty to a master. Potter has often alluded to having a pet dog, but has never ellaborated. Bark-like laugh. Loud, playful and obnoxious.
Pettigrew: Too quiet to be certain. Based, however, on his small, twitchy movements and hiding body language, I'd say something small. An insect or a rodent.
Will check ministry record on Animagi. Do not expect to find them. They are most likely illegal.
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1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'8"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
You don't smoke heroin. But no, I have never done heroin, despite what some may believe.
3. Do you own a gun?
No.
4. Who's your best friend?
I don’t have one.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
I’ve never been in this particular situation.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Really quite disgusting.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Carol of the Bells
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee.
9. Do you do push-ups?
No.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
No.
11. Are you a virgin?
No.
12. Do you like painkillers?
Very much.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I don’t have one.
14. Do you own a knife?
Many.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
No.
16. Middle Name?
Adrian
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
1. My back is stiff
2. I should be studying.
3. I really should be studying.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought
1. A book.
2. Lavender.
3. A quill.
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
1. Coffee.
2. Tea.
3. Water.
20. What time did you wake up today?
Seven
22. Current worry?
Many.
23. Current hate?
Just one?
24. Favorite place to be?
The Library
25. Least favorite place to be?
The Great Hall
26. Where would you like to go?
Russia.
27. Do you own slippers?
No.
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
I don’t know.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Burn.
30. Favorite color?
Dark green.
31. Would you be a pirate?
No.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Last night.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don’t.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
A number of things. In particular, The Erynnyes.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
Nothing.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
I don’t remember.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
I never had interesting bed sheets.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
I had a concussion once.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
None.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
I don’t know.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
I don’t know.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I doubt it.
44. Do you wish on stars?
Rarely.
45. What is your favorite book?
Catch-22.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Toffee.
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
I'm not getting married.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
No songs.
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Reading.
50. What was the First thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
Inarticulate protests against consciousness.