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[carpe_nctm333]

Won't someone rid me of these troublesome marauders?

Comments

[omg_siriusly]

Aww, we love you too, Snivellus.

Hahaha just kidding.

[carpe_nctm333]

I should certainly hope so. Such are the things hellish nightmares are made of.

[omg_siriusly]

You dream about me? What the hell is wrong with you?! You should be locked up with Dolohov in St. Mungo's! Uuugh!

[carpe_nctm333]

*headdesk* Yes, you've figured me out. I can hide it from you no longer.

[omg_siriusly]

You're such a slimeball. Really.

[carpe_nctm333]

Again with the witty insults. I'm no match for you. Really.

[omg_siriusly]

What was that, Snivelly? Speak up. I can't hear you over your large conker.

[carpe_nctm333]

And the nose jokes. Such wit, subtlety and sophistication you must possess to make such insightful commentary on my features.

[omg_siriusly]

How incredibly manly you are to use language to fire back weak insults. As well as being insightful, all my commentary is one hundred percent true.

[carpe_nctm333]

...Yes...Yes, I am using language. That would be the main medium for communication in human beings. Very good. You're learning.

[omg_siriusly]

O! How clever. I am speechless. Kidding, you're still a dick. Go wash you hair.

[carpe_nctm333]

Well, my cleverness obviously pales in comparison with yours, puppy.

[omg_siriusly]

I have yet much to learn from the MASTER of the English Language. Better to be a puppy than a grease monkey.

[carpe_nctm333]

Alright, look. Sarcasm is an art-form. Stop raping it.

[omg_siriusly]

I don't rape, that's a Slytherin thing. Shove off, art nazi.

[carpe_nctm333]

First: That is in no way funny.

Second: Art nazi? What the fuck have you been smoking?