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[carpe_nctm333]

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[nomudbloods]

Wow, you're lazy.

X Had a crush on a teacher.

Oho, this is very interesting.

[prongslove]

Isn't it obvious? It's McGonagall he fancies.

[carpe_nctm333]

Ha. No.

[prongslove]

Oh, sure, sure.

[nomudbloods]

He does when he's in the shower. Assuming that was him in the shower when we charmed all the water to go cold. Our Snape reaches such high octaves.

[nomudbloods]

Oh, haha. Funny. You and Potter should get together and hold a comedy club.

[prongslove]

If it isn't McGoogles, who is it?

[carpe_nctm333]

None of your concern.

[prongslove]

Oh, come on. Be a sport.

Do they still teach here?

[carpe_nctm333]

Actually, she didn't even teach here. She was a teacher of mine in primary school. So it wasn't really that big of a crush, me being nine and all.

[academic_hobo]

Have you really snorted coke?

[carpe_nctm333]

Yes. Once.

[scandalqueen]

Rap IS NOT the only terrible music. Are you forgetting country and folk. They are dreadful to listen to.
You sing?
I never saw that coming

[scandalqueen]

do you drink vodka? I need someone to buy my stash off me before Delame searches my dorms for it.5 Galleons a pint, purest distilled russian. It hasn't been poisoned, I just need to get rid of it

[carpe_nctm333]

I do, but I haven't any money with which to buy it off of you.

[scandalqueen]

I'll give it to you, in return for some anti-hangover potion