[Open Post] "The only horrible thing in the world is ennui..."

[death_kl0wn]

Ryuk is bored, again. Still. Even chandelier surfing has lost its sparkle and he hasn't found a real replacement vuvuzela for the one that got a bit cut up on the night of the mad midnight serenade

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[asshatoforkney]

The typist really thinks these two need to meet. Agravain's doing what he usually does: lazing around and drinking alcohol. He's in the main room today, sprawled out on a couch.

[death_kl0wn]

New person to troll say hello to? Music to Ryuk's ears!

Seeing the big guy on the couch, Ryuk hovers closer, inspecting him curiously for a long moment.

"Hi there, big guy," a raspy voice will say from near the head of the couch. If Agravaine should look up, he'll see...well, a pale, creepy, grinning thing leering at him.

[asshatoforkney]

Agravain looks up, and apart from some slightly raised eyebrows, doesn't really react to Ryuk's appearance. "Morning," he says.

[death_kl0wn]

"Ooh? You can see me?" he says, hovering closer, realizing the big guy has no date of death over his head. "So what are you? A wrestler?" he asks, looking Agravaine up and down.

[asshatoforkney]

"No," Agravain replies. "I'm a knight. And truly, I'm very insulted that you couldn't tell simply by gazing at my honest and noble visage." He's obviously being sarcastic, though.

[death_kl0wn]

Ryuk hovers closer. "A knight, hey?" he asks, with his usual gleefully sinister air of mischief. "Well, where's yer shinin' armor?"

[asshatoforkney]

"Alas, my shining armour is no more. It took a few scratches when I was disemboweled."

[death_kl0wn]

"Shit, that must've hurt like hell," he says, clearly not even squicked by this announcement,

[asshatoforkney]

"Oh, not at all," Agravain replies, lightly sarcastic. "It was quite relaxing, actually. There's nothing quite like the feeling of cool steel against your intestines."

[death_kl0wn]

He actually grins, a bit mischievously. "What, are yah into pain or something?" he asks. "Heard've people makin' like that, but I didn't think they'd go that far. Don't make sense to me, but what do I know? I ain't exactly human, can't yah tell?"

[asshatoforkney]

"Really?" Agravain says, raising his eyebrows and feigning surprise. "I hadn't noticed."

[death_kl0wn]

"Heh-heh. Some people think I look pretty normal: must come from some very in-te-resting places," he says.

[asshatoforkney]

"You look perfectly normal," Agravain says. "In fact, I think you're quite handsome."

[death_kl0wn]

Ryuk laughs. "Heh-heh-heh-heh. Whut, you comin' on to me, big boy or you just statin' the obvious?" he asks.

[asshatoforkney]

"Why, I'm coming on to you, of course," Agravain says, managing to sound serious. "I've always wanted to kiss a big demonic-looking thing."

He's joking. Thankfully.

[death_kl0wn]

"Yah sure about that? I know a cousin a' mine who'd be more worth yer time: he's a lot easier on the eyes, if yah like 'em pretty-faced," Ryuk says. "Me, I don't go both ways, I don't think."