[Open Post] "The only horrible thing in the world is ennui..."

[death_kl0wn]

Ryuk is bored, again. Still. Even chandelier surfing has lost its sparkle and he hasn't found a real replacement vuvuzela for the one that got a bit cut up on the night of the mad midnight serenade

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[cosmocosma]

Cosmo is floating idly around, humming to himself. THen he starts loudly singing:

"ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT, GENTLY DOWN THE STREEEEEEEEEEAM! MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY! LIFE IS BUT A DREEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMM!!!"

[death_kl0wn]

Ryuk perks up and sits up. This is *very* interesting. "Hey, nice song!" he calls out, and starts singing along. Four octaves lower and considerably raspier.

[cosmocosma]

He's happy to have somebody join in and starts singing even louder before abruptly stopping and peering intently at Ryuk. "What are you?"

[death_kl0wn]

"I'm a death god, ain't it obvious?" he says, mischievously. "What're *you*? Yer kind of a cute little persqueeter."

[cosmocosma]

"..... Did you call me a parsnip?"

[death_kl0wn]

Ryuk chuckles, a deep, thick, raspy sound. "A parsnip? If yer a parsnip, yer a cute one," he says.

[cosmocosma]

He blushes. "That's what my wife says..."

[death_kl0wn]

"Oooh? You got a wife? Is she pretty?" he asks, curious.

[cosmocosma]

"..... If you can see past the nagging."

[death_kl0wn]

Ryuk chuckles. "Ain't that part'uv what wives do? At least the ones on the sitcoms do."

[cosmocosma]

"I guess.... Don't you have one?"

[death_kl0wn]

"Naaaah, don't even have a girlfriend," he says, a bit disappointed.

[cosmocosma]

"Lucky! I mean.... awwww......."

[death_kl0wn]

"Wouldn't mind havin' a ladyfriend, but it ain't easy when I got a face like this," he says. Plus he's not sure what he'd do with a girl, since he's a bit clueless about more than simple affection, and he's not really programmed for it.

[cosmocosma]

Cosmo peers closely at him then declares. "Yeah... You're not as cute as I am!"

[death_kl0wn]

"Oh? Think I need to restyle my hair?" he asks, mischievously.