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Feb 20, 2003 10:37

Ok, this came about as a combination of the end of Buffy and a conversation I was having with offbalance that went something like this:
Me: I only caught the last half of Buffy last night (and I'm investing in a VCR soon, I tell you) but, was it me or did they mistakenly edit in footage from LOTRs in the closing credit sequence? ;)
offbalance: either that, or Buffy has to take a ring to mordor.

Anyway, my response to that wasn't formatted correctly but, here it is, for those fans who care ;) BUFFY:It's a long way across to Mordor, Giles.GILES
pushing glasses up on nose as he looks up from his book and glances at MordorAhem, yes, and I hope I don't get knocked unconscious too often on the trip. Come along, Buffy, we mustn't be late.As he steps forward he tugs on a leash, the camera pans down to see what it's attached toSPIKE
looking up at BuffyShe's my precious and soon we'll haves her back again.wrapping leather coat around himself and switching to his game faceLike she could ever put up with a nancy boy like you've been most of this seasonundoing the coat and switching back to normalWell, I did it just for her, I gots my soul back cause that's what she neededrewrapping the coat and putting on the game faceOh, Sod offSpike flips his cigarette at Giles' back and pulls on the leash in order to watch Giles fall backwards and hit his head on the stone, going unconcious, then unwraps from the coat looks up at Buffy's disapproving glare and starts to fawn over Giles, making sure he's okSPIKE:I'm sorry, precious... My feet got caught in my coat and I tripped and the leash pulled backwardsSpike continues to fawn over Giles while Buffy looks up to see Mordor and we focus in on the ring clutched tightly in her hand

humor, original writing, satire, creative writing

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