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Back from my cousins. I survived, motherfuckers!
I was listening to Dane Cook and he was talking about when a person cuts in front of you when you're driving. He was all, "and trust me, when they do that, it pisses you off. And the first thing that comes out of your mouth is, 'uhhhmmm, hellOOO?'. Unless you're black, then you say, 'Check out this muthafucka!' and If you're asian, BANGGGG CRASH BREAKS SOUND. Kaboom."
Hahahahahaha.
TILAAAATEQUILAAA.
Coronas dont taste good, beer doesnt. Margaritas aren't too good either, the tequila is too strong. I especially don't like the salt around the martini glass, and virgins taste like lemonade. I had many tastes of alcohal this week.
Anywho.
I got some stuff. For Christmas. Let's try and list them...
- MTV blue sweater
- blue skull shirt
- red skull shirt
- Hawthorne Heights shirt
- Panic! At The Disco shirt
- Hellogoodbye cd
- nice belt
- black hoodie shirt type of thing
- ring
- digital camera
- gothy girl doll named Malice
- Breakfast Club dvd
- Stewie from Family Guy bobble head
- thermos (wtf)
- windbreaker jacket (uhuh)
- Betty Boop purse
- Perks of Being a Wallflower book
- Vampire Kisses book
- Full "Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging" Georgia series books.
- Memoirs of a Geisha book
- Harry Potter Goblet of Fire 2006 Calender
- Green Happy Bunny pajama pants
- Black and pink Blondie pajama pants
- Wonder Woman Junk Food shirt
- Picture Frame that looks like a converse shoe
- Napolean Dynamite playing cards
- five pairs of Victoria Secret underwear (hahahaha they're really nice)
- pencil case bag type of thing
- 20 dollars
- thermos (WTF! HAHA)
- some shirt that wont fit me
Theres more I think, I forgot though.
I finished all of those books, haha.
Perks of Being a Wallflower: What does he mean, at the end, he understands why his past is so important? Because of his Aunt? Did he love his Aunt? Was there incest happening there? How? He was seven when she was alive, then she died. I'm so confused.
Happy New Years!
I was listening to Dane Cook and he was talking about when a person cuts in front of you when you're driving. He was all, "and trust me, when they do that, it pisses you off. And the first thing that comes out of your mouth is, 'uhhhmmm, hellOOO?'. Unless you're black, then you say, 'Check out this muthafucka!' and If you're asian, BANGGGG CRASH BREAKS SOUND. Kaboom."
Hahahahahaha.
TILAAAATEQUILAAA.
Coronas dont taste good, beer doesnt. Margaritas aren't too good either, the tequila is too strong. I especially don't like the salt around the martini glass, and virgins taste like lemonade. I had many tastes of alcohal this week.
Anywho.
I got some stuff. For Christmas. Let's try and list them...
- MTV blue sweater
- blue skull shirt
- red skull shirt
- Hawthorne Heights shirt
- Panic! At The Disco shirt
- Hellogoodbye cd
- nice belt
- black hoodie shirt type of thing
- ring
- digital camera
- gothy girl doll named Malice
- Breakfast Club dvd
- Stewie from Family Guy bobble head
- thermos (wtf)
- windbreaker jacket (uhuh)
- Betty Boop purse
- Perks of Being a Wallflower book
- Vampire Kisses book
- Full "Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging" Georgia series books.
- Memoirs of a Geisha book
- Harry Potter Goblet of Fire 2006 Calender
- Green Happy Bunny pajama pants
- Black and pink Blondie pajama pants
- Wonder Woman Junk Food shirt
- Picture Frame that looks like a converse shoe
- Napolean Dynamite playing cards
- five pairs of Victoria Secret underwear (hahahaha they're really nice)
- pencil case bag type of thing
- 20 dollars
- thermos (WTF! HAHA)
- some shirt that wont fit me
Theres more I think, I forgot though.
I finished all of those books, haha.
Perks of Being a Wallflower: What does he mean, at the end, he understands why his past is so important? Because of his Aunt? Did he love his Aunt? Was there incest happening there? How? He was seven when she was alive, then she died. I'm so confused.
Happy New Years!