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Alrighty, the time has come once again for you the reader to fix my life. Presently, my work environment has been made toxic by the existence of one extremely gross boy. I assure you that I am not just being picky, he is truly revolting (think Six Flags season pass revolting) and what's worse, he has managed to see through the thick fog of idiocy that surrounds him and notice that I am not revolting. It's safe to assume that he has approached other fully functioning females before but they most likely threw hard objects at him, a tactic I can not employ seeing as how I am at my place of work. To date he has written me one humorously neanderthaloid note and has requested both my screen name and weekend plans. I, in turn, have refused to write back, told him I do not use the internet and announced that every week from Thursday evening until Monday morning I am at the beach. While most boys would sense the rejection deeply rooted in my actions, John appears to be so startled by the absence of a physical attack that he has become impossible to discourage. Hence, I turn things over to you with a most desperate plea for advice.
HOW DO I MAKE HIM GO AWAY??
It's tricky, because I must remain somewhat tactful but at the same time must be harsh and primitive enough to penetrate his delusions and seep through his matted hair into his underdeveloped brain. I am willing to try any method you can dream up and there will be a reward for whomever discovers the winning plan. Please please please help me, I've taken to hiding in the bathroom when I see him in the hallway; this is clearly a life or death situation.
HOW DO I MAKE HIM GO AWAY??
It's tricky, because I must remain somewhat tactful but at the same time must be harsh and primitive enough to penetrate his delusions and seep through his matted hair into his underdeveloped brain. I am willing to try any method you can dream up and there will be a reward for whomever discovers the winning plan. Please please please help me, I've taken to hiding in the bathroom when I see him in the hallway; this is clearly a life or death situation.