Title: Evidence
Author:
x_heterophobicPairing: Bam/Ryan
Rating: R for language.
POV: Third, vague, Dico-centric.
Summary: It's not about finding it.
Disclaimer: Do not own, not affiliated with, nor am I speculating anything about Bam Margera and co, nor do I mean any harm.
Author Notes: I really liked this prompt, mostly because every time I see Bam and Ryan together I think 'more evidence for the slashers' because honestly, they just get gayer, and gayer, and more obvious. It's like, now that that they're older and more confidant in themselves, they could give a crap about what people say about them. Besides, I could totally see Dico swearing out Bam and Ryan for being too 'obvious'.
Warnings: None.
It’s not a matter of finding it, but more a matter of hiding it.
Brandon Dicamillo scowled at the footage he had to sift through, shaking his head as yet another scene had to be cut because of Ryan and Bam. It would be a miracle if he could salvage a show from the massacre that was this episode’s footage.
Because the cameras followed Bam around and because Bam does ‘whatever the fuck he wants,’ because Bam can’t keep his freaking hands off of Ryan Dunn - that’s why Dico is fuming and swearing and shaking the computer screen, wanting to either punch a hole through it or a hole through Bam.
“Fuck it. Those fuckers can deal with this later, I’m going to bed.” Fed up, Brandon stormed off to bed to sleep off his anger (which would be gone by morning), leaving the computer screen frozen on a picture of Bam and Ryan, arms wrapped around each other with that look in their eyes. That look that screams that nobody else mattered, just the two of them.
Because it’s not about finding the evidence, it’s about hiding it.