Monteith Monday: I'm With the Band Edition
He is positively lickable. I hate myself a little. Though at least he's older than the jailbait security guard, who has asked me to socialize with him two weekends in a row now (three if you count the weekend I was out of town.) I keep saying no. I can't tell if he's serious, but I'm starting to think he is. I could have been his mom! You know, if I had a baby in sophomore year like Quinn. Anyway, I don't know what his deal is. Have some more pictures of Cory.
That tongue thing is KILLING me.
International film, television and rock star, and he still manages to look like a complete dork 98% of the time. Plus he's wearing those jeans that make him look like a soccer mom again. Never change, Cory. The rest of your band look like kind of douches and I don't know why they put up with your dorky ass (::cough::Glee::cough::) but Lord, do the rest of us love you.
I'm a little obsessed with the Canucks shirt, I'm not going to deny it.
Tongue again. IJS. Pretty sure that's his 'concentrating' face. (And then I start thinking about Finn doing that while he's focused during sex, and then I imagine Will's reaction the first time he sees Finn do it, and then I spontaneously combust from the amount of fan fiction I will never have the time to write. Aaaaand I just ruined Cory's Concentration Face for everyone who does not approve of Winn.)
I'm also a little obsessed with the scruff. I'M ONLY HUMAN.
Aww, bb!Cory.
And finally, we have him trying to look douchey to fit in with his band, but as usual he just ends up looking like a dork. Bless. ♥
God, next thing you know I'll be buying their shitty album. Do they even have a shitty album? Whatever, I'm officially broke, so that is not going to happen any time soon. Sorry, Cory! I didn't buy Mark's shitty album either, if that makes you feel any better.
ETA: Guess who got a speeding ticket this morning because she was in a hurry because Cory Monteith's ridiculous face made her late for work? It was a well-deserved ticket, too. (My first ever, so the cop was cool and knocked it down a little so it wouldn't cost me $200 and points on my license or whatever.) I have to start putting these posts together on Sunday night. Or, you know, just embrace the fact that I am never going to get to work on time*. It's not like anyone here cares.
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* Heaven forbid I stop driving so aggressively.