There should be Nick/Greg fic based on this, y/y?
Nick would be all, "It's not the cats' fault! They should have spayed and neutered!" And Greg would be all, "Maybe they should just get a dog."
IJS.
(This is up there with the fic I am never going to write about Steve and Tango from Ghost Hunters hanging out in their boxers, drinking beer and yelling at the screen while they watch
Ghost Adventures. My kingdom for that fic.)